...and I don't have many followers

[minmos]

chimney swifts are so weirddd theyre like if birds decided to be bats.

thats bats. those are bats. to me

[minmos]

just like what a strange little creature. theyre related to hummingbirds. they cant actually sit and perch like most birds, the best they can do is cling to vertical surfaces. almost everything they do is done in mid-air. they have to drink by swooping at the surface of water with their mouth open. they build nests out of twigs they break off of branches as they fly by. they eat 5000-6000 bugs a day. And theyre the next president, of the united states of america

[mysharona1987]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Also obsessed with the idea that fermentation doesn't occur in nature

Where does he think humans learned to do it

[imightbe-a-robot]

It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭

[delusion-of-negation]

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :/"

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :D"

[musicalhell]

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if the Doctor just did a really shitty parking job, or the TARDIS did it on purpose as a practical joke.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

i was this close to turning off reblogs but someone here actually gets it

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[haganez]

im in a jumping to conclusions contest but my opponent is a tumblr user

[notunda]

i didn't read the post but I ve already crafted an intricate assumption of who you are as a person in my head. Why do you hate women

[antidisneyinc]

Guillermo del Toro Says “We Have to Rescue” Studio Animation From “Emoji-Style Behavior”

While Guillermo del Toro continues prep work on his forthcoming live-action feature Frankenstein for Netflix, with Andrew Garfield, Oscar Is

finally a descriptor for whatever the fuck american animation studios have been doing for years

[radio-charlie]

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[liberalsarecool]

This is the most important response to “AI is going to replace all the jobs”

#MarcusHutchins

[thesmegalodon]

this was, verbatim, the topic of my final paper for a class last year. it’s such an astoundingly easy concept to grasp that not a lot of people even think about

automation is only a bad thing under capitalism

[the-haiku-bot]

automation is

only a bad thing under

capitalism

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[greelin]

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait

[afeelgoodblog]

Good for him

[isuggestfuckingme]

Intense flex I wish I had his sauce

[theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee]

Every line in this video is iconic

[rootbeergoddess]

I would watch this drama 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[skulldog]

Shout out to anyone that ever made a character that’s a ‘Secret Government experiment’ that escapes the lab and is now wanted and misunderstood. That’s top tier character design, thank you.

[insufficiently-advanced]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Tumblr introduced AI-generated ads. If you so much as hovered your mouse over them, you'd get a computer virus.

[one-time-i-dreamt]