i just found out that my home room teacher was my dad’s childhood best friend
so i moved this year, and my new home room teacher is apparently my dad’s childhood friend????? like ?????
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@iinevitability
i just found out that my home room teacher was my dad’s childhood best friend
so i moved this year, and my new home room teacher is apparently my dad’s childhood friend????? like ?????
there are about 471 million tumblr blogs and the site sold for 3 million which means on average your blog is worth 0.6 cents
sounds about right
none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?
this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service
I AM SO HAPPY
I saw this exact post on iFunny and here it is on my dash
No one:
Pokémon go:
straight writers need to learn that LGBT stands for Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender not Large Gay Bullet Targets™
Why you leave out the a
is this a joke
this post is literally about gay characters dying
LGBTQA = Large Gay Bullet Targets Question All
not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny
governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies
115 colonists: okay
governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit
governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone
governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post
croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin
everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke
racism is a hell of a drug
governor: I can’t believe my colony died
roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?
governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices
Some of those suspiciously mixed-looking Croatoan tribes-people were even still using the surnames of the Roanoke colonists! The degree to which ‘The Mystery of Roanoke’ is NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY MYSTERIOUS is fucking ridiculous! As an out-and-proud history fucker, I cannot tell you how mad I was when I decided to look into this ~super tantalising mystery~ only to find that it’s so dumb. It’s so dumb, guys.
governor: gdi why did all my people leave
people: um hi
governor: sometimes I can still hear their voices
After being kidnapped you wake up in a room where the only thing to keep you occupied is a computer with access to just photos of bears. After 2 years you are taken to an illegal gameshow as 1 of 10 contestants, if you are eliminated, you die.
I embrace the bear, destroying my competition and breaking free, laying everything I have left on the line. I am free. No, I am bear.
not to be gay on main
but I said gay rights babey!!!!!!
Hey loser @official-james-sullivan come say gay rights with me
Oh hey Mikey! Sorry I was busy saying trans rights
You… you said trans rights without me?
Mikey! You said gay rights without me! What was I supposed to do?
You could have waited so we could say trans rights together!!!!!
Mikey please don’t cry, I’m sorry… let me make it up to you
How???? Fucking how????
We could… uh… you know
Holy shit… you don’t mean…
I do, Mikey.
We can say gay AND trans rights!
TOGETHER!
Spongebob says gay and
non-binary rights babey!
Spongebob I 100% agree!!!!!
Solidarity
Am I too late to say ACE RIGHTS?
Holy shit, shrek! I haven’t seen you since high school!!! And it’s never too late to say ace rights!!!!
@writerinthelouvre your contribution was not necessary, helpful, or wanted! And it’s funny how you’re the only one who commented this on here when everyone else was trying to happily celebrate pride!
Get the fuck off my post you clown, we don’t want exclusionists here. Make your own post
oh my god-
Somebody had to say it. And I wasn’t gonna let the humans handle this one. Sick of this shit
Wow mikey that was rough.
Todays letter of the day is p. For
P R I D E
@writerinthelouvre since you didn’t seem to get the point before..
Until asexuals can file for discrimination when discriminated against for their sexuality, we don’t have all the rights we deserve. Until asexuality is not classified as a mental disorder (HSDD) in the DSM IV, we do not have the rights we deserve. Until legally there is a ban against conversion therapy for all of the LGBTQ community, including aces, we do not have the rights we deserve. You have asexual tags on many of your posts, which confuses me more. I don’t know who hurt you to the point that you think because you aren’t being beat up right now by someone who hates you for being ace you have all the rights you deserve, but you don’t. You deserve better, too. But just because you’ve been hurt doesn’t give you the right to hurt innocent people by telling them the rights they do/don’t have according to your opinion
And ONCE AGAIN, since you didn’t seem to read my entire reply before! Tumblr has this thing you can do called “make your own fucking post” and you should really try it instead of commenting unnecessary and hateful things on my post celebrating pride!
@official-mikewazowski can we get a pan and bi pride for the back
Yes we sure can!
YALL MIND IF I JUST
We don’t mind at all! Join in and speak the truth!!!!!
this post speaks to me on deep levels…. so i feel obligated to perhaps…. maybe… ask about genderfluid pride,,,,??? i see these posts all the time and love them but!! i don’t see a lot for us genderfluid folks so it would be nice to hear some encouragement from the best green man 👀👀
Of course!!! You deserve rights and love and support just as much as everyone else on this post!
i’ve probably reblogged this post so many times now, but……..could we get some demigirl and demiboy rights?? i love seeing posts like these, but it would be nice to know that demigenders are appreciated too!! along with demisexuals and demiromantics!! <3
Of course you can!
Here are all the rights you ordered! I hope they benefit you because you deserve it!
THIS MAKES MY HEART HAPPY
Thank u
what happened-
miles, uh, miles, it’s your dad. please open the door. miles I can see your shadow moving around. yeah, okay yeah, you’re still ignoring me. look, can we talk for a minute? something, um... something happened. look, sometimes people drift apart, miles. and I don’t want that to happen to us, okay? I know I don’t always do what you want me to do, or say what you want me to say, but um...
I see this spark in you, it’s amazing, it’s why I push you, but...it’s yours. whatever you choose to do with it you’ll be great.
look, call me back when you can, okay? I love you.
you don’t have to say it back.
check out my song-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDY0Htu64-k
teach me how to say goodbye
me in 2069 remembering the successful Great Raid of Area 51
Basic Laws of Seasons.
Everything has a justice system, and it often does you good to respect them. Even if you don’t know who implemented the laws.
The Laws of Spring:
New flowers are beautiful. Take heed before you pick them, always be sure that it is beautiful enough to perish. The ugly ones must flourish.
When collecting herbs be sure the wind is not blowing from the east. Someone may be playing a trick on you,
If you hear wind chimes when there are none in proximity, stay inside that day. Stay inside.
If there is melting snow, be aware that things that were hidden will be revealed. It may be beneficial to avert your eyes.
Do not track mud on clean rocks. How rude of you.
The Laws of Summer:
If you complain about the heat, compliment something else. It is very inconsiderate to criticize without compliment. It would be unfortunate if something easily angered were to hear.
If you are out after dark and the atmosphere feels cryptically indescribable carry a bit of salt in your pocket. It never hurts to be prepared.
If you find a stone, feather, coin, or other such in your path pick it up. Never reject a gift.
Corvids will guide you only if you are kind to them.
Do not anger the crows. They are vengeful.
If you drop a coin, do not pick it up. You’ve offered it as a gift. Do not reclaim a gift.
The Laws of Fall:
The leaves are putting on a show for you. Don’t forget to clap.
Do not jump in leaf piles that don’t belong to you. You do not know what may be inside.
A candle is a beacon. Be aware.
If you see a stranger beneath a lamp post smoking a pipe and reading a paper keep walking. They may try to speak to you. They may offer you a favour. Be polite, do not anger them, but be firm. Do not accept what they offer you.
Step on crunchy leaves. Do something kind for yourself.
Have you considered wearing iron? Consider wearing iron.
Anyone with a metal allergy must be regarded with caution during this season. They may not quite be themselves.
Laws of Winter:
Be careful walking under trees. Something may fall. It could be snow. It could be something else.
Be cautious of black ice.
If you are cold, wear a scarf. If you are warm, wear a scarf. It is never a bad idea to wear a scarf.
If you are wearing a scarf, and you should be, keep the tail ends tucked in the front of your clothing. It would be a shame if the ends were to be hooked on something.
Watch your step when the ground is obscured.
Do not step on large rocks that are hidden beneath snow. If they seem to have moved, keep walking. Do not look at the rock. Do not ask questions.
If you hear someone following you, pick up the pace. If you look behind you, be sure it is a human. If you see nothing, run.
now im fucking scared wtf is this
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ofc course you have 99+ messages while i have zero ;(( tumbler dm me? let's be friends
This is a self love train!
Name two things you like about yourself. And you’re not allowed to say anything negative! No buts! I’ll start.
I love my eyes! I think they’re really pretty.
I love my legs! They look good in skinny jeans!
Alright, go! Two things you like about yourself! And remember, no negative comments!
1. I like my ears. They're suprisingly average. 2. My boobs? I guess I like those. this was suprisingly hard because all that would come to mind was negative stuff and i tend to think averagely of myself so
nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child
my parents @ me on a daily basis like it's summer and they still do that
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