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Happiest of holidays to @chiptrillino! Iām so glad you enjoyed the chaos of this fic.
Summary:
Two idiots in the Southern Water Tribe learn about dentistry the hard way
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
LET ME LEAVE KUDOS ON EACH CHAPTER PLSSS THESE AUTHORS ARE SO TALENTED
Extra kudos button, this one simple trick:
This will in fact encourage and feed your fanwriter way more than any number of "extra kudos" could.
You can also use <3, "reread kudos" or "extra kudos" with similar results.
also hereās my #1 hack to get a fic to update: reread through the entire fic and comment what you like most from each chapter.
Holy mother of curb theory those are GOOD
See what happens when we do things for disabled people? We get shot like this that's just better for *everyone* AND accommodates for wheelchair users
The hoodies are $59. That is straight up a normal hoodie price that is AMAZING
Creating adaptive clothing and accessories designed to bring joy and confidence while increasing your quality of life. Discover products to
Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo
Also Canadian Comedian Colin Mochrie and his daughter Kinley!
also david tennant - his family is very private when it comes to photos, but one of his children is nonbinary & he's been extremely vocally supportive
Sade also wrote a song for her son, which is absolutely worth a listen if you want to Cry A Lot
Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat
do NOT google "omega heat"
prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time
Also while I'm on the topic, I truly do believe Rose x Svetlana's ship name should be landrova. Beep beep bitches we're gonna make these gals kiss.
How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
you canāt fucking do this to me
Achievement Unlocked:
A Noble Sacrifice
Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.
among the reasons i love shane goes to boston as an idea is that cliff marlowe is a fucking GIANT of a man, and i have the very funny idea in my head that being ilya's boyfriend means shane gets auto-included into the Bro Manhandling that i KNOW that man gives out to his friends.
and like. LISTEN. shane is a tough, strong dude, okay? he has played a heavy contact sport since he was an itty bitty. he is no shrinking violet. he can take a hit and get back up and keep going. he's no stranger to like. grabbing shoulders and a little playful jostling. but i also feel like his vibe on the team with the metros made him a little untouchable (first with respect that still made him "other" and then with. well.) beyond things like shoulder punches from jj and helmet taps with hayden.
and now he's gotten tossed into this locker room where he is accepted and welcomed but ALSO maybe getting fucking whiplash on the reg from cliff's affection. like hey! thank you for including me! but also you just fucking RAGDOLLED me the SECOND i walked in here today and i am a little turned on and ALARMED about it. just a little.
like hits on the ice? yeah. shane understands those. gets 'em and deals 'em all the time. no big. a little bro shoulder tapping/shaking? yeah sure.
but cliff just fucking. š£ļøHOLL-ZY! MY GUUUY! š£ļø and that is shane's ONLY warning that he's about to get borderline shaken adult syndrome. everyone else in the locker room including ilya knows to brace or dodge by this point, but shane is still adjusting.
and like!! it's nice!! thank you for including me!! but also jesus fuck!!! i have a new empathy for anya's favorite toy when she death shakes it!! oh my god!!!
there are SO. FUCKING. MANY. pictures of shane and cliff that are just
this does also make shane develop the working theory that it's very possible cliff truly didn't mean to lay him out on the ice in that one game and was just going for a hug.
the experiences feel. so similar.
what REALLY makes it worse is that shane is a jock, but he is not this flavor of Broā¢, which means he doesn't reciprocate the terrier with a ropetoy in its teeth of it all, which ironically just makes cliff MORE intense with it because he doesn't have responding bro energy to push back against him, so there is nothing modulating The Bro Prey Shakeā¢ of the gesture
so cliff always walks off looking content and pleased at expressing his Bro Affectionā¢ while shane is left just
oh MAN though
the idea of this being enjoyable novel sensory input (just getting fucking. lightly thrashed back and forth for a bit.), so the initial "oh god what's happening to me" still happens, but then makes brain go brrrrrrr.
which means they're like. five months into this. and someone takes cliff aside and is like, "hey man, is hollander cool with you like. lightly giving him whiplash all the time??" because tbh?? they know cliff means no harm, but shane is getting fucking. MANHANDLED. on the reg.
and cliff is hmmmmm. perhaps i should check in on this. he is operating under bro code which doesn't usually involve check-ins like this, but he would hate if his bro wasn't feeling equally bro. better check with bro.
so he manages to check his immediate impulse to affectionately put shane through a localized earthquake the next time they see each other and goes, "oh, by the way: do you want me to stop shaking you so much?"
and shane who experienced the "oh god what's grabbing me" immediate reaction the way he always does is then (thinking he's hiding The Eyes) is š„ŗ what? š„ŗ why? š„ŗ
which is all the greenlight cliff needs to š£ļø LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO š£ļø as he continues to terrier with a chewtoy shane every single time they see each other
among the reasons i love shane goes to boston as an idea is that cliff marlowe is a fucking GIANT of a man, and i have the very funny idea in my head that being ilya's boyfriend means shane gets auto-included into the Bro Manhandling that i KNOW that man gives out to his friends.
and like. LISTEN. shane is a tough, strong dude, okay? he has played a heavy contact sport since he was an itty bitty. he is no shrinking violet. he can take a hit and get back up and keep going. he's no stranger to like. grabbing shoulders and a little playful jostling. but i also feel like his vibe on the team with the metros made him a little untouchable (first with respect that still made him "other" and then with. well.) beyond things like shoulder punches from jj and helmet taps with hayden.
and now he's gotten tossed into this locker room where he is accepted and welcomed but ALSO maybe getting fucking whiplash on the reg from cliff's affection. like hey! thank you for including me! but also you just fucking RAGDOLLED me the SECOND i walked in here today and i am a little turned on and ALARMED about it. just a little.
like hits on the ice? yeah. shane understands those. gets 'em and deals 'em all the time. no big. a little bro shoulder tapping/shaking? yeah sure.
but cliff just fucking. š£ļøHOLL-ZY! MY GUUUY! š£ļø and that is shane's ONLY warning that he's about to get borderline shaken adult syndrome. everyone else in the locker room including ilya knows to brace or dodge by this point, but shane is still adjusting.
and like!! it's nice!! thank you for including me!! but also jesus fuck!!! i have a new empathy for anya's favorite toy when she death shakes it!! oh my god!!!
Thinking about a scenario where Marleau goes to all stars instead of Ilya because Ilya is injured and he ends up hanging out with Shane all weekend and they actually hit it off? Shane is nervous because he knows Marly is Ilya's bro and he doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of him. Marleau is sticking with Shane because he's a bit in awe of playing on the same team as The Shane Hollander. Eventually Shane starts letting out his bitchy one liners under his breath and Marleau is eating it up. By the end of the weekend they are a chirping machine. Marleau is teeing Shane up and Shane is landing the most devastating insults.
Marleau comes back to Boston and is like man Roz you would love Hollander if you could get past the rivalry and Ilya is just staring wide eyed at him. Marly is going off about how funny Shane is and talking up his hockey iq. Ilya is just like ha ha. Yes. If only I didn't hate his guts... meanwhile he's furiously texting "Jane" "Marleau is my friend. You can't have him"
I hope they never figure anything out
Have you read The Long Game yet, and if so what do you want to see on the show from it?
Look itās me
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads theyāre worms on strings
you knowā¦ these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
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Happy Pride Month
The worm curtain is GAY
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
Me: yeah Iām feeling a little down today
My husband: ā¦would you be cheered up by a 1906 automatic pencil sharpener restoration video
I was
Silly me. I should have remembered that Iām on Tumblr and of course EVERYONE would be cheered up by pencil sharpener restoration. Here is the one my husband showed me.
joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
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literallyĀ ok so not a funny story but kind of funny?Ā when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom whatās this meanĀ and she explained it and I was like oh. gross.Ā and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ????Ā but I was like wait hang on thereās a word for that āļøš¤Ā and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to youĀ and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girlĀ (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasnāt Urgent)
And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers donāt want them to.
