Masterlist
A place for all my actual posts. Since I rarely do that & mostly reblog
Also here is my AO3 account!
The fandoms lie below the cut
Color Me Curious

if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Game of Thrones Daily
NASA

#extradirty
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!

Product Placement
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Phantogram Three
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
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macklin celebrini has autism
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Masterlist
A place for all my actual posts. Since I rarely do that & mostly reblog
Also here is my AO3 account!
The fandoms lie below the cut
when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito
putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
Item: Corset of Visibility
Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.
Pair this with a black
skirt and boots, and you, too can
be a Visigoth.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
World's most dysfunctional polycule
them
(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place
Flower cows! 🌼🐄
How dare you leave this in the tags.
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question
But then you wouldnt have known about the moose
Part 2 of my Gender & Pronouns headcanons!
Disclaimer! These are based on vibes, fanfics and a general sense of 'yeeeeaaa' so don't take nothing too seriously.
Also mostly for an AU of mine anyway
Anyway headcanons below!!!
Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied
A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all
An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis
Intelligent words from @junequeer
Also would like to point out that men tend to get custody in every case when they ask for it. The stats popularized by MRA's about women always getting custody are largely based on cases where the man didn't even show up to court or pursue custody to begin with. If given the choice between an abusive father and a mother, custody is still more likely to go to the father.
https://scholarship.law.umn.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1576&context=lawineq
Making an AU I'm calling the Kinderplay AU or KPA for short!
Not entirely sure how the world will work as it's mainly an excuse to draw designs
Here are some uncolored designs & the Kinderplay Egg toys I based of the designs!
Art under the cut
Here's the link to help out.
Hi I'm Chantal. I'm an artist from NYC and for the past 12 years I have been in a … Chantal Imerti needs your support for Help Chantal Esc
Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
Don't leave this in the tags.
jamr0ll:
This never stops being hilarious
Do you love the color of the–
HONK
@that-weird-thing-in-the-woods
It's been awhile since I've done one of these
The Tablet
Unfortunately they're not to size, but they are adorable so I'll take it