rion

cry baby potterhead at your service

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[kosmogrl]

let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck

[marisatomay]

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

[marisatomay]

Guy who’s the same age as the Ferris Bueller who hacked into his school’s systems doesn’t know how to open Outlook and wants me to do it for him brother you must be shitting me

[sacred-portal]

[gravityjunior]

[syro]

[beetlebongos]

I want all the microplastics in me to gather together n come out of my face as a pair of sunglasses

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[aspirationalbrand]

[photofeesh]

Yaaaaas 😍

[truechaosseed-deactivated202405]

[glitchinthesystemstuff]

“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”

*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*

[sexycraisinthanos]

i almost scrolled past this like a fool

[fleshdyke]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[the-text-party]

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

[fleshdyke]

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

[hieronymus-botch]

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

[fleshdyke]

thats because i lied about this

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

*Pro heroes Dynamight, Deku and Shoto at a fan meetup*

Random fan: if you met your younger self, let’s say around 14 years old, what would you tell them?

Deku: don’t give up! You’ll do great things.

Shoto: don’t lose sight of who you are.

Dynamight, holding the mic very close to him: for the love of god, shut the fuck up

[softcodes]

november by @softcodes

preview / code

sharing the theme i’ve been using on my main blog, which a couple of anons have asked for (some of them a while ago, sorry!!). finally got around to polishing it up!

single column theme with a left sidebar and optional right sidebar that includes sections for updates, a featured project, and site info. geared towards writeblrs, but of course anyone can use! includes a sidebar image, icon, project image, five custom links, four post sizes, any google font, custom title, and iconsax icons. the audio player is the “light accent” color, which doesn’t show up in the preview for some reason! icons and sidebar image in preview via unsplash. (full list of credits here.)

pls like or reblog if you use:)

[stardusthms]

poison love // about page by stardusthms

preview ✧ download

a simple about page with a lot of text space, info boxes and a quote.

page must be edited manually. instructions for customization are within the code.

if you encounter any problems with the code or have any questions about it, contact me here.

terms of use // please like or reblog if using

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[grandmaskisses]

why do you need to smoke weed before we tie the damsel to the traintracks is there something wrong with you

[papayajuan2019]

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me