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obsessed with this interaction where someone has apparently been living with the sincere belief that misha collins threw the shoe at bush

#misha collins could NEVER be cool or hard enough to throw a shoe at bush #he fucking WISHES #misha collins #laugh track

mysterypuppys

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

#but what if I spent my entire life trying lol 😖🤪#surely that won’t breed codependency and resentment right #family #social dynamics

luna-azzurra

Writing taught me that the most interesting thing about a person is never what happened to them. it's what they decided it meant. two people can go through the exact same thing and build completely different selves out of it. the event is just the event. the story they tell about it is who they become. I think about this every time i catch myself retelling something from my own life and notice i've quietly changed what it meant. we are all editing ourselves constantly.

#asitb #vashticore

mbrainspaz

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

#oh look it’s my entire work ethos written out in a post lol #my immediate boss/coworker gives her all to our work #and it’s to her detriment. and it’s thankless #to be clear - my lack of giving 110% is not what makes her work so hard #I do everything I’m paid to do and it only takes about 60% effort from me #she just exhausts herself on the hamster wheel #making up for other people’s mistakes in other departments #and sometimes I’ll sit there watching her do this and literally tell her #‘girl you need to care less’#and she’ll be like ‘I know I do I just can’t stand anyone to think I’m lazy’#and it’s like. never has it been more clear that you are a product of your generation #and I am a product of mine #work culture

woman-respecter

longest nonstop flight you have been on?

i have never been on a plane

less than 2 hours

2-4 hours

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more than 16 hours (!)

Voting ended onJul 17

if you feel comfortable share the route and the time in your tags!

#15 fucking hours Toronto to Hong Kong. can’t believe I did that. fucking brutal.#tag games

rylandsgrace

Twilight (2008) // Vanity Fair Lie Detector Tests (2025)

#shut up lmao #twilight #robert pattinson

It's crazy how my bisexuality seems to function because I was ID'ing as a lesbian in high-school/early college. But it always felt wrong/too restrictive a label, even though at that time in my life I genuinely had little to no interest in men that weren't fictional. I start ID'ing as bisexual around age 21. Suddenly I'm pretty much exclusively into men for the next few years (although I do go on dates with some women). Cut forward to now (26 years old) and it's like the switch has flipped and I'm exclusively into women again. Like don't get me wrong, I'm still bisexual and I think I'm attracted to people regardless of gender howEVER when it comes to who I actually want to practically date... it's like the needle is just going back and forth every few years. Men, women, men, women, men, women. And right now it is VERY firmly on the women side of things.

#to be clear: trans inclusive ofc #still to this day my best hook-up was with a trans woman - who actually wasn't ID'ing as trans at the point we hooked up #she told me years later it was literally our hook-up that helped cracked her egg. still proud of that.#sexuality #personal #my posts #bisexuality

takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#oh god. this is gonna be so embarrassing for me.#so when i was 14 in 2014 and in the height of my sherlock phase #some of you may remember that was around the time that benedict cumberbatch did the imitation game #and before he did that movie i had no idea who alan turing was #so i watch the movie because i'm obsessed with benedict cumberbatch at this point #(it was 2014 okay)#and i end up weeping uncontrollably not because of him #but because i was a little girl who was just starting to figure out i may not be straight #and the story of alan turing hit me like a fucking truck #i'm sure i've sobbed equally or more at some other movies — but the imitation game is what i'm remembering rn #i think my mom may have even looked at me and been like... 'you alright?'#i was not #tag games #fave films #i actually haven't watched the imitation game since like 2015 i gotta do a nostalgic rewatch

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

#okay i get why people have been obsessing over him now lmao #erling haaland

alysmond

AYESHA HARRIS & KEN KIRBY as PARKER ELLIS & JOHN SHEN THE PITT | Season 2, Episode 15, “9:00 P.M.”

#he will always be lenjamin to me #also i love these two #the pitt

ashlgcostumes

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

#feel justified for not liking him now. huzzah.#books #social commentary #religion

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

armand confessing to stalking daniel for 52 years, panicking when daniel doesn't find it romantic, and basically yelling LESTAT FUCKS HIS MOM!!! to divert to attention off his feelings. incredible.

#NEVER CHANGE ARMAND ILY #devil’s minion #tvl #armandiel

deadbeatmaker

hannibal and will weren’t even toxic. all of that was normal

#say that #hannibal #hannigram

sandmandaddy69

cryptvokeeper

batmanisagatewaydrug

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

#don’t because someone will actually believe this #Taylor swift