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beardedmrbean

dinovelvet

sharkinablanket

thefoolishkat

and they are the bestest of friends

buglikethecomputer

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

punkitt-is-here

catadromously

the kids aren’t cooked, you just need to hang out with them in the woods.

catadromously

I mean you meet these young people trapped in their classrooms or nuclear families in paved over neighborhoods, you are going to see them at the lowest points of forced routine, atomization, gutted autonomy, academic stress, you are going to see them at their worst. you’re going to see addictive behavior. bad social skills. lashing out. uncreativity. laziness and distraction. they do look totally cooked.

you need to take them into the woods

I do outdoor education work, and within minutes of any elementary to middle schooler getting free permission to mess around with their friends in a clearing, they’re curious and driven again. they’re asking each other questions and yeeting pinecones at trees (science) and using their bodies. sometimes for evil. as is developmentally right. they want to know the names of birds! they want to teach someone pokemon! they want to build stuff and kick stuff and tackle each other and you into the snow!

they’re basically fucking institutionalized for 90% of their lives but their spirits are alive. you need to take them into the woods you need to treat them like animals with powerful inner lives and they’ll show you they are.

and you, if you feel like you’re relating too much, remember that you can also take YOURSELF to the woods

caesarsaladinn

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

skyrim-forever

This is on the Dragonborn's fridge

from-space-or-something

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

nohoperadio

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

mortimermcmirestinks

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

shamebats

holybeings

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

raspberryripley

diet-cokesiut

Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

trans-seraphim

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

vampcraft-deactivated20231205

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least