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Hangry

[gardavwar]

Big Brain Time

[teathattast]

[matchagoth]

[intercal]

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

[fridgebride]

[april]

buddy its november

[april]

wait.

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[idleisland]

[unculture]

for my next trick i'll chromecast the grindr hookup map onto a fucking sextant

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

[pulpfanfiction]

i have no idea if this is funny to anyone else but the other night i had a dream that i was watching some weird TOP TEN WEIRDEST WEAPONS thing and for #1 they showed like a bunch of .50 cal snipers progressively longer than the last until the last one was like a mile long like

also the barrel was so long that when you looked through the scope, you could literally only see to exactly where the barrel ended, and that made me laugh so hard that i woke up

[croof]

[pulpfanfiction]

holy fuck this is exactly it

[lassoway]

‪starting to think one direction: this is us (2013) might not win best picture at the oscars ‬

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[ytp-clips]

[source]

[rhythmic-idealist]

LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

What gets me is they throw the glowsticks out with him.

[funnytwittertweets]

[cly321r]

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[official-lucifers-child]

*clicks on the link*

[arsonistblue]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

it woul

would be funny to see apes write poetry about like pollution and plastic in rivers i think id like to see the ape perspective

[rcktpwr]

bad fruit in water hurt me going bald - what i think an ape would write about pollution and plastic in the rivers 

[DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT AN APE]

[girlbi-deactivated20220618]

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

[starrylysaa]

[buttchan]

[ukulelekatie]

[puddox]

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

meant eve