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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.
very good content
Ah, some gold!
Omfg, a goldmine
This is a blessing look at all of these templates
Here are some more, as well as a few good reaction images.
Is this how it feels to understand hieroglyphics
It’s the greatest video I’ve ever filmed
I was so confused for a second but this is so cute
fyi these are two new zealand actors/comedians/tv personalities, and they ALWAYS get mistaken for each other. so they decided to shoot a video together to prove to the general public that they are two separate individuals. this is the incredible video they came up with and i love it
I didn’t know that @meladoodle was famous irl!!!
Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.
:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔
Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.
I offer some context
that context was DESPERATELY needed thank you
NFTs VS Commissions
I wanna learn more about the three way relationship with harley quinn and salad fingers but yes all this
One epic story. Six thrilling chapters. Doctor Who: Flux premieres October 31 on BBC One and @bbcamerica.
this is really important so i’m posting it here because it’ll probably get removed and the original poster may be banned, but this is literal documentation and proof that terfs and transphobes are directly connected to the far-right and have roots in racism, homophobia, misogyny, and antisemitism. it really is all part of the same oppressive system, so there is no disconnecting transphobia from conservatism. there is no such thing as a progressive transphobe as much as they may want you to believe. it has nothing to do with biology or protecting women or children, none of it is founded in science or logic, it is purely hatred and saying otherwise is only an attempt to justify bigotry.
Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead
There’s a whole fucking room in the castle that’s just a long corridor with a portrait of bowser at the end. There’s another specifically designed to be a trick of perspective so you run towards a portrait of a goomba that looks like it’s right in front of you but it’s actually far away and huge. There’s a room filled with paintings and then a mirror wall so you can like, see the paintings reflected, I guess?
Princess Peach just has a bizarre series of magical art installations and that’s her house
Like she LIVES there. That’s her HOUSE. She was like “hey toadsworth can we have a giant grandfather clock that if you jump at it it takes you to a magical world inside the clock but depending on what time you jump in the moving parts of the magic clock world will be faster or slower” and toadsworth was like “k lol” in her HOUSE
What I’m saying is Princess Peach is a fucking legend
Years ago, my husband sent an email to Nintendo asking them a bunch of questions about Mario 64; stuff like “How do Bobombs reproduce?” and “Who does the second baby penguin belong to?” and that. I bring it up because one of the fifty-odd questions asked was “Why is there no furniture in Princess Peach’s castle?”
Nintendo of Europe answered every question, so I can canonically tell you that Princess Peach is so rich that she owns two castles, one for furniture and one for all her artwork.
(In case you’re wondering, the answers to the other two are “Through a mixture of gunpowder and love” and “No one. It is its own penguin.”)
There’s extra, and then theres Princess Peach
So they agree, commuting hours are work hours
If anybody’s employer starts talking like this make them pay you for your commute lol
“alright then, by my calculations you owe me in commute back pay about--”
“wait wait wait”
[ID: a short comic. the left panel shows a person from the waist down walking, holding a red handbag, with text reading ‘A person steals $2,500 of stuff from a company. Felony, up to 20 years in jail, right to vote revoked’.
the right panel shows a businessman in a suit holding up two large bags of money, with text reading ‘A company steals $140,000 from employee paychecks. In most states, not a crime, grace period to reply, can still buy politicians’. a small bubble by the businessman reads ‘Bonus: interest-free payments’.
the bottom panel reads ‘Criminalize wage thief. Why do we even have to say this?”
end ID.]
“Most theft is wage theft. Meaning, the dollar value of stolen wages is greater than the value, each year, of all burglaries + robberies, shoplifting, auto theft, combined. Yet, wage theft is not a crime.“ —Dave McKenna
i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask
It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)
The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”
the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available
“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”
“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”
This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.
Bonus: Everyone is trying to break the couple up.
The father of one bride thinks that the other isn’t good enough (it’s not a lesbian thing, she’s FINE with that).
The other bride’s boss is upset about the fact that since One met Two, Two hasn’t been as willing to work extra shifts on no notice.
One of them has a sister who’s upset about the focus being taken away from her.
And, of course, the petty ex.
(There is one MAGA type. The brides never actually encounter him.)
But here’s the thing. This wedding is the Road Runner, and they are the Wile E. Coyotes in this equation. Every attempt not only fails, but does so in a wildly comic backfire. The wedding is NEVER in peril.
The maid of honor dated both of them, introduced them, and couldn’t be happier or more ride-or-die. The best men are the little brothers (like fourteen and fifteen), they become best friends, and are part of the This WILL Happen squad. The florist is a 60-year old Presbyterian who ran out of fucks in the 80s, is okay with the lesbian bit, but most importantly REALLY NEEDS THIS GIG.
Now, everything goes wrong constantly, but there are miraculous and immediate saves.
“THEY PUT THE WRONG DATE ON THE INVITATIONS!”
Little brother 1: No problem. I’ll contact everyone you invited individually, and I’ll tell them it was my fault. Go get fitted.
“Nobody told me Aunt Karen was allergic to shellfish. The buffet is like, entirely crab and shrimp based!”
Little brother 2: Aunt Karen couldn’t make it anyway.
But the cat thing keeps coming up, and neither the little brother or the maid of honor know the damn cat’s name.
The petty ex overhears this, waits until juuuuuuuust the right/wrong moment (Bride One is having a freak-out), and spills the beans. Bride One admits it’s true and starts crying. Bride Two breaks out laughing, sucker punches the petty ex, kisses Bride One, and reveals the cat’s name. It’s not one of the names Bride One has ever heard before. Bride Two realizes this as she’s saying it.
The wedding goes off without a hitch.
There’s a post credits sequence where the MAGA dude busts into the venue with a shotgun, fires it into the air, says he WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TRAVESTY TO HAPPEN, and two thirds of the attendees draw guns. It’s the date that was on the invitation, and dude has just crashed a cop wedding.
reminder that corporations don't care about you and they never will
The entirety of the Simpsons is literally on your shitty streaming service you fucking cunts
Anakin murdering toddlers is also on their piece of shit service
me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.
But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?
Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.
I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.
https://xkcd.com/231/
ACCURATE.
I was at a pet store with Eileen. A woman walked up to us and asked if she could pet her. Eileen’s collar has ‘Deaf Dog’ embroidered on it. The lady asked about it, I confirmed, yes, she’s deaf. The lady immediately switched to American Sign Language and asked her how was her day, was she being a good girl, she’s so pretty. Eileen was wagging her tail excitedly, knowing that someone is talking to her.
dark academia is just when the lightbulbs in the library haven’t been replaced in nine years
dark academia is when your department is in the basement
dark macadamia is when you burn the cookies
How To Draw A Horse by Emma Hunsinger in this week’s New Yorker magazine.
scream someone left a bottle of tequila in the all gender bathroom at the airport
@drafthearse oh I am
Not to be an old lesbian, but all these kids saying “fruity” better not be the same people who want to get rid of “queer” because it’s a slur.
This but also at the same time I thinks it’s good to understand different peoples view on things. Some people may have grow up with certain things as a slur, queer may feel much more uncomfortable for some, whereas for other fruity may hurt in a way to hear, same as all other slurs people are starting to reclaim. In my experience the terms lesbian and gay have themselves been used in such a derogatory way it’s hard to identify as them. Growing up they were both thrown around so regularly, being denoted to mean stupid and inherently bad, that it’s no wonder younger people have started to reclaim queer as a term. It is all on perspective. I have never grown up where fruity was regularly used as a slur and have not much problem with it used within the community (queer I have definitely heard as a slur but equally as an identity) . But as soon as it is used by someone outside it can feel more hostile yet still more lighthearted to me than being called gay or lesbian. Simply because of where and how I grew up, and how language has been used around me.
