[ilya-sorokin]

everything is about hockey. except for hockey, which is about gay sex

[longisles]

matthew schaefer x speed drive (charli xcx)

[brandnewpuck]

Never posted these

[pissvortex]

WHITE PHARAOH ALIVE IN PITTSBURGH

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[ilya-sorokin]

A WHITE PHAROH IN PITTBURGH YOU SAY

[bowiehorvat]

[1191] I would die for you. But then again, I like dying.

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[tytonidyke]

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tytonidyke]

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

[tytonidyke]

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I’ve never done this before

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

[floral-hydrate]

I’ll leave this post alone now

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

This is way too much fun

[floral-hydrate]

I’m not done yet I suppose

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

[floral-hydrate]

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

[octy-in-boots]

[octy-in-boots]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Here’s another

[floral-hydrate]

Your local pigeon

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nicoroni]

@todaysbird

[simkaye]

In my homewrecker rat era 😘 Happy Valentine’s Day!

[arsonandhockey]

somebody (me) got custom goalie pads

[ilya-sorokin]

auston mathews and justin bieber set out on a plot to RUIN MY LIFE

[timbitshockey]

connor mcdavid turns to you, huge eyes scared and wide. "would you still love me," he asks, "if i was a worm?" he is afraid to ask, but more afraid to not know. if love is conditional, he thinks, so be it, but at least the world should grant him the dignity of knowing the conditions in advance.

"connie," you say, with the gentle reproach of a kindergarten teacher, "nothing would change." you place a cucumber slice in the cage and gently mist him with your spray bottle. he is not quite content with the answer, although he wouldn't recognize the feeling if he was. but he is, for a time, appeased. it's a good day for him. he likes cucumber.

[ilya-sorokin]

princess!!

[national-hockey-gay]

Making an Edit for Every Team in the NHL: The New York Islanders (14/32)

—Anne Boyer

[sidsthekid]

sid the kid!!

[transmantraut]

[ilya-sorokin]

me and my friends would have killed gary bettman with hammers i’ll tell you that much

[soleiltido]

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

[soleiltido]

I need to hunt him for sport

[desinteresse]

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.