un tigre exalté sur nos corps vermeille

32 // he/him // genderfluid autistic // pan // previously octopusarepeople, dangdangrevolution

[ilyacodedguy]

your Official zoom quiz badges :))

Oh my god I can't believe I didn't see these before, they're amazing!!! Thank you so much, I love them!! The energy the vibes the sunglasses the font it's all perfect!! As soon as I have a pinned post they're going up there :D

[vesnuszki]

love when ilya gets overwhelmed by shane’s hole…. holeverwhelmed if u will

[vesnuszki]

@tinylilhollander HE IS ISNT HE

[radialarch]

at what age do you think they start calling shane generational? thirteen? fourteen? at what age do they start saying: hollander's a lock for 1oa in the 2009 draft. yeah it's a ways off but talent like this is undeniable. look at his speed, his hockey iq. he could be the next one. he could be--

at what age do they start saying, there's this kid in russia who's fucking good. gets under your skin, plays hard, the softest hands you've ever seen. could be a match for hollander. could be better.

at what age does shane start looking at videos of ilya rozanov tearing up russian juniors. it's just tape. it's blurry and pixelated and shane keeps his eyes on 81, marks when he slams a boy straight into the boards and then skates off with the puck, watches the buttery smooth deke around the d, backhand snipe, top shelf, fist up in a celly. you're an awesome player to watch. it's the most beautiful thing he's seen.

at what age does shane start thinking: i wanna play against him. i want to beat him. i want--

[shilyas]

so Boy

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[discooccasionally]

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[sanguine-humor]

btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off

(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

Images and text via

[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck

[gimmiekiss1221]

i just realized that i think shane prefers the left side of the bed, because whenever he and ilya are in bed together, he's on the left and ilya is on the right [minus when they're having sex which has them moving around all over]

but when ilya is with svetlana, ilya stays on the left. which means he either gives up the left side because he knows shane prefers it, or, he wants to be there because that's the place shane's body had been before they 'broke up.'

not sure which option is sweeter/more heartbreaking. possibly both which is the worst of all.

[brattyshanehollander]

and with Rose, Shane is on the wrong side of the bed too :( neither of them is where they should be

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[rozanovshane]

thinking about baby shane skating up to his teammate and being like “my mom said you can come to my house after, if you want” with his big bug eyes 🥹

[pookieshane]

Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie Read Thirst Tweets

[sapphling]

it's funny to me that consistently the most polite comment rebloggergirl in the world will fully comprehend your post and append an example or supplementary work directly relevant which adds to the conversation endcapped and tagged with multiple variants of "i'm sorry to add this and i hope it's relevant but i completely understand if you'd like me to remove it or if it derails this post in any way and i hope you have a good day and i apologize" and her reblog will be two notes below scrumbo-the-wumbulous-gerblin, who has added five paragraphs to your post written in buckle up chucklefuck tumblr cadence about how race science is actually real

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[wetheurban]

May you heal so deeply that you remember what it feels like to be excited about your future, your creativity, and your life.

[hometoursandotherstuff]