WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO

My posts are a hot mess, just like me. She/her

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[kropotkindersurprise]

you know how it is

[northern-punk-lad]

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again sign language needs to become part of the mandatory school curriculum

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[mysteryteacup]

Things Caesar did that ALL the other Roman Senators also did:

Owned slaves

Served in the Roman military industrial complex

Be born into generational wealth

Be born into an aristocratic class that literally had different laws and punishments applied to them than everyone else

Got appointed (NOT elected) to the senate

Was a coloniser and actively colonised

Thing Caesar did that made a mere 60 of the Roman Senators decide to stab him:

Introduced legislation that said the senators had to pay their employees

Expanded the senate to give representation to leaders of the places they'd colonised

Gave citizenship to the people they'd colonised

Extended voting rights to the colonised people

Promised land to veterans

Refused a crown dramatically

Decided to change his role from ELECTED Dictator for a Term to Dictator for Life.

And if you're thinking "huh, i was tagging ides of march posts about how much I wish my elected representatives would kill a certain orange turd and this doesn't sound anything like him" ...yeah.

Because the orange turd and USAer senate is NOT like Caesar and the Roman senate.

And no. It's not okay to pretend or spread misinformation pretending it's the same thing to try to encourage people to deal with your turd.

The Ides of March is fun because the situation (60 military vets only succed in stabbing 1 guy 23 times) is absurd. Not because it's a parabel for modern times. It's not.

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

Yes!

Get your knives ready everyone!

[faithliesinashes]

[orisnitsa]

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

they built the Great Wall with that

[monkeysaysficus]

This was thrown at Stonewall

[teaboot]

Cain killed his brother with this

[drachenkinder]

Dwarf bread, just like mama used to mine.

[cricketcat9]

I agree ☝🏼 100% dwarf bread!

[asksanguinius40k]

Bread built like a gravel road.

[maykkr]

Ey jimmi! Get me a seed with nothin

[lilybug-02]

Fossilized bread from the Cretaceous.

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[the-ladyrae]

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[hollandor]

loving the little game ilya plays where he provokes shane into being vulnerable and then it backfires on him

[rozanovs-skates]

I will never get over Heated Rivalry because this Canadian funded hockey yaoi with a tic tac budget became the biggest show this year brought people together saved and changed lives and did it all while being unapologetically queer.

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[macaroni-rascal]

they said i love you and ilya turned into a level 3000 husband instantaneously. he’s doing handstands in the water while his man watches, he’s calling shane brave, saying “gimme kiss” with a goofy smile, offering unconditional support, and demonstrating with complete and total sincerity his loyalty and adoration. bless this man.