I Would Treat Mothman Right

Liz. 32. She/her. Bi.

[thememedaddy]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Oh good I hope so, tho tonight didn’t make it seem like it

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

why are you still crying

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[frogayyyy]

we brought your gay little boyfriend back from the dead. happy pride ig

[r04ches]

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

[only-cat-memes]

[gordangobbleballs]

Baby need smoko

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[darthmelyanna]

Happy May Day, y’all.

[left-reminders]

[lvl10blvkmage]

[digital-magus]

Fuck… I could really use more chicken tikka masala, garlic naan and mango lassi…

[freeshavacado]

you can only reblog this today

[important-cat-pics]

[pseudospaceship]

YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK THINGS OFF SHELVES. YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU KNOW HOW TO SCREAM FOR FOOD. YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU WILL CATCH THE LASER POINTER SOMEDAY. YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU KNOW WHAT NAPPING IS. YOU ARE A REGULAR CAT. YOU KNOW HOW TO OPEN ONE EYE AND YAWN REAL BIG AND DO A BIIIIIG STRETCH.

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[baddywronglegs]

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

[kimyoonmiauthor]

US Book ban on LGBTQIA books

The Nationwide Book Ban Bill Moves to the House: How to Take Action Now

The nationwide book ban bill, HR 7661, has progressed out of committee and into the House. Here's what you need to know to take action.

At least hit the shiny repost button if you're going to do nothing else. This should not stand.

Stop the bill dead in its tracks. LGBTQIA people have a right to be represented in books.

[kuttithevangu]

“HR 7661 is not only an anti-LGBTQ+ bill, written within the framework of the right’s anti-trans priority, but it’s also a bill angling to push school choice. This would be yet another opportunity to promote and expand a federal voucher scheme that would steal money from public institutions so wealthy people could use taxpayer money for their students’ private or homeschool education. HR 7661 applies only to public institutions, opening the door for legislators to tell people that if they don’t like what’s happening in public schools, they can simply choose something else.”

[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops