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IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website
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but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website
I FOUND IT
I thought this was a chuck tingle cover for a second
i approve
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itâs amazing how many men Iâve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iâve lost count of how many men Iâve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonâs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnât; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnât leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iâm wishing Iâd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, âMy Liege!â
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iâm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendâs medication, and I didnât understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyâone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatâs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iâd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I âlooked like a soldier.â Iâm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUâVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itâs called the Murder Strut.
ITâS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnât find it. Iâm so glad ITâS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!
#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17
âTo murder Captain Americaâ
Iâm dead!! Lol, I think Iâll do this more often
This Is Gospel - Panic! At the Disco; The left ear is the official album version, while the right ear is the official piano version.
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Download it here.
this legit gives me shivers
itâs like the sun and the moon so different but are together it such perfect beauty and harmony
I knew this was in my likes so I search for it all night.
@starttowonder
I literally lay in bed not knowing what to do with myself because WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
HOLY FUCK LISTEN TO IT LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW
@harleyquin89 have you seen this?
Yarn holder
The slurperrr...
Update from Ukraine.Â
Today at about 5 in the morning Russian forces have attacked the major military infrastructure of Ukraine, as well as civilian infrastructure. Missile strikes are targeting all regions, there are fights and tanks, which are trying to advance to Kyiv (North, Capital city), Kherson/Mykolaiv/Odesa (South), as well as Kharkiv (North-East, is next to Donbas region) and territories in the Donbas region.Â
We have entered a military state. All citizens are told to, if possible, be at home and pack a bag of essentials that they can take with them to bomb shelters.Â
What is the goal here:
The main intention of Russia is to remove the government of the country, create a massive panic and try to install their own puppet government.
This is what we see, and all todayâs aggression is aimed exactly at that. Here is what you need to do.Â
1. DO NOT PANIC. It is the phrase of the day here in Ukraine. Our government and our military are telling us not to panic. People make queues while stacking up on all-important necessities, but we stay cool and only allow ourselves to panic in our homes.Â
2. DO NOT SHARE RUSSIAN NEWS. Today they have spread a lot of propaganda-fake news about ukranian military giving up, surrendering, our anti-missile weapons being destroyed. That is not the case. Our military is confronting them at every step and has done a lot of damage to the machinery.Â
3. ACT. Today lots of countries are protesting in front of Russian Embassies. DOnât stop there. Call for the ban of sports events, donât give their businesses and infrastructure money and call for them to sanction PUTIN and those around him. If youâre in the EU you should be calling for action from your governments NOW, these actions are the consequence of doing NOTHING for 8 years after the invasion.Â
Most importantly, stay safe, donât trust unreliable sources.Â
ХлаĐČа ĐŁĐșŃаŃĐœŃ!
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as â2âs Dayâ
IM SCREAMING
IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??
This is so sweet and pure. Lol.
Iâm crying. Iâm also rooting for the Blues now.
@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?
more updates
I love when he says âI want the jersey of someone whoâs literally the worstâ and Tarasenko is like âThis is my momentâ
Heâs kind of a mini celebrity here, St. Louis takes its hockey seriously đ this is from a few weeks ago (Jan 2022, the winter classic)
Epic Cosplay of âHorizon Zero Dawnâ
Practical effects are advancing in the cosplay world while Hollywood atrophies itself with an overabundance of CGI.
HOLY SHIT THE EYE CHANGES COLOR TOO âĄâĄâĄ
I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?
Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
FUCK YOU!!!!
Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!
oh my god thank you phoenix wright
yeah those arenât bunny tracks.
Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?
Feel free to explain that.
Iâll be real I donât know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.
The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.
Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.
In fact, theyâre very well known for the above phenomenon.
These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!
Reblog for the little snow lumps âš
Ok you want gossip? My stepsibling came out as trans and itâs killing me that I canât roll up and be like hey guess what dad you actually got two of us, not just one, and be her cool enby big sibling without revealing that I faked my death a few years ago and actually just moved away. So I just have to sit here six towns over and hope she figures it out eventually. Luckily sheâs smarter than our dad so like. Totally possible. Our other sister already did. I didnât do a very good job of it according to her.
YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?
God I love this website
catholic pez
good work everyone
i forgot i was autistic and ate whipped cream
lactose intolerant. i meant lactose intolerant.
why are hummingbirds so dumb
The Holy Trinity
World Heritage Post
I love how all of them are so offended
Unmute !
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself