Close Your Eyes and Listen

I am happy because I choose to be. My confidence is my best disguise. I am quirky, short and southern. I love to swing dance and make people laugh.

[chrispineofficial]

okay so like. there are some things in this world i don’t know how to describe in words that are also incredibly rare and therefore it’s hard ever to convey what you mean unless you either a) witness it or b) the internet finally exists to make you privy to it but this particular photo of chris hemsworth and taika waititi: 

represents exactly what i mean when i talk about how hard i am for this new trend of Softe Platonic™ m/m friendship in the entertainment industry like there’s nothing intended by it other than to show the world how easily men ought to be able to love one another and be affectionate in a tactile way in whatever context and i think it’s such a fucking valuable movement in the crusade against toxic masculinity

[chrispineofficial]

yall i’m feeling Really Good about how many of yall are feeling Really Good about this post

[presumablyemily]

me in real life:

me online:

[drearyhours]

this year we oppress apple users

[golfgalaxy]

[angelic-tokkii-deactivated20220]

Like y'all can see shit anyway all your phones cracked from dropping it a centimeter off the floor

[yeezy-nation]

sorry i cant hear you im too busy looking at someones pores from a mile away with my iphone 7 plus camera with HD retina display and 1920-by-1080-pixel resolution at 401 ppi focus

[white-flare-the-pegasus-mod]

I know you can’t hear because they removed your headphone jack

[yeezy-nation]

[justsomeantifas]

alright here’s my hot take … actors … are larpers.

[angel-ani]

[memehumor]

Not again

[fur-bies-deactivated20180106]

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

[dracota]

You never peeled a furby?

[systlin]

What the absolute fuck

[zagreus]

Look, social justice activism is good and important, yes, but if you spend all of your time and energy focusing on nothing else you’re either going to be fucking miserable all the time or dangerously smug and complacent in how much more Woke you are than everyone else. Take a break. Relax. Have a lemonade.

[beyonceisstraight]

Honestly like go hang out with your friends. Switch off and enjoy a movie. Spend time away from these circles and cultivate an identity outside of them. Work on yourself.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

not 2 be a buzzkill or whatever but the “white women suffer under patriarchy too so women of color need to calm down and stop criticizing us!” is just a slightly modernized rehash of suffragette-era rhetoric designed to keep black people from speaking up

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re over 30 you were alive before every dog in the world

[the-memedaddy]

[damianmcgintleman]

[darkampharos]

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

[ficklesunfries]

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

[cosmic-noir]

[cakelikeowen]

how do you feel about the whole straight pride thing?

You know when you were a little kid, and it’s your birthday but your sibling gets upset because they didn’t get any presents??

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the news: seemingly every week: this youtuber with FIFTEEN MILLION SUBSCRIBERS just posted the most HORRIBLE and OFFENSIVE video

me, every single time: i have never heard of this person in my entire life 

[mens-rights-activia]

I have this theory that if you photoshop Sufjan Stevens into the cast of The Office, he wouldn’t look out of place at all 

[mens-rights-activia]

The reponses on this post still kill me because either 

A.person hasn’t seen the office and therefore are unable to tell which one is sufjan stevens

B.person has seen the office but is still muddy on which one is sufjan 

or C. they all look so tragically photoshopped in this photo that any of them could be sufjan 

[innthenameoffashion]

[jalissachanel]

We are so fucking magic like 😢😍😍😩😩😩

[blackmalehair]

vivalavougue, this is SANGAN’

[thishumanspace]

“hangin’ in the chow line”

[mypastdoesnotdefinemeitguidesme]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grandpaq]

I had to watch this twice, I sang the first time and ruined it.

[fervidcanvas]

@mypeaceinpiece

[thesongstressx3-deactivated2018]

❤️❤️❤️

[nomynameisrollin-deactivated201]

We are magic!

[pochowek]

[weeb-potato]