I am a Pippopotamus

[douxfee]

from strength and softness (2023)

Amazon.com: Strength and Softness: 9781662943737: Magnolia, Mallory: Books

[grox]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[brucebocchi]

[amygdalae]

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

[torksmith]

[rynekat]

[lordgroose]

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

[ratfuck]

barbie movie should open with a chimp mauling like NOPE did

[grox]

[topherchris]

[guerrillatech]

[dudeblade]

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

[bettercallsaulamc]

If you could ask Walter White one question, what would it be?

[redpandarascal]

[austim]

Scrub Daddy vs. Liquid Nitrogen

(or a Scrub Daddy being hit with a mallet when it’s hot, cold, frozen from dry ice, and frozen from liquid nitrogen)

[brucebocchi]

get his ass

[pinene]

Kill him

[charlesoberonn]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: NAME OF A VERY CLOSE FRIEND WHO HAS PASSED AWAY. DMV: THE C COULD STAND FOR COCK, STONEY COCK, SEXUAL REFERENCE Verdict: DENIED

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[animafelinasblog]