S!REN

damn you on the edge of the bed you boutta fall awf!!! :p

[mikukomwonkru]

Sian owns my heart @imightbegayidk

[imightbegayidk]

I SAW THIS JUST NOW OH MY GOD AAAAAA

iloveyoutoo @mikukomwonkru

[mikukomwonkru]

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THIS JDJDKDJF 🥺🥺🥺

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[cangelala]

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

[skwangmbyul]

I could use some luck

[lanadelreysghost]

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

[honey-on-your-tongue]

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

[wonyz1]

potato of luck........

[kieangelic]

lngshot tickets pleaseeeeeeee 🙏🏾

[kieangelic]

OH MY FUCK WE GOT THE TICKETS AND THEY ARE STAGEEEE I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST 100 IN QUEUE (76??) AND GOT 2 STAGE TICKETS WITHIN 5 MINUTES NO JOKE AND THEY DIDNT COST ME AN ARM AND LEG (LITERALLY ONLY 210 TOTAL) I AM SO HAPPY IDK IF IT WAS THE POTATO OR WHAT BUT WE ARE SO UPPPPPP AHHHHHHH I GET TO SEE LNGSHOT I WILL CRY AHHHHHHH MY FIRST CONCERT TOO AND YKKKKK JAY PARK IS GONNA EAT TF UP

[aropride]

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

[frogus]

Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before

The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[bexism]

grace & simon | fall in love again and again

[bexism]

grace & simon | fall in love again and again

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[nikoisme]

don't make this harder, please

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[offshoreoilrig]

What jobs even exist

[cloudabserk]

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

[cloudabserk]

and then in ryan goslings interviews he’s like “i was struggling in the depths of hell. until a beautiful puppeteer angel lifted me up out of the darkness and saved me so completely and understood the character so well we had to make him play the role for real”

[targetedknowledge]

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[corpsebanger]

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls