Pete Is No Doctor

*sighs* But I will give you a physical anyway Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight Never running from a real fight

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have a new dungeon meshi au where everything is the same except for this

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is how I know yall weren’t reblogging the companion to this post 🙄

[spector]

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

[spector]

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[animentality]

[konoko]

[importantcatpics]

[importantcatpics]

[beadyeyes]

[wokish]

Have you heard of Ted Bundy?

You’ll probably get busTED on when your graBUN DEEZ NUTS!

[dogpuppy]

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[isuggestrevolution]

good suggestion

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss