Product Placement
occasionally subtle
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Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
oozey mess
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if i look back, i am lost
roma★
#extradirty
Love Begins
shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
One Nice Bug Per Day
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@imperfect-pastel-puppet
My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
Happy Jirachi day and thank you for giving us this legendary gif
they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam
"People are not property!" - *loud cheering*
"This includes prisoners! They are not suddenly property of the state when they're convicted!" - *a little less cheering*
"And that includes children who are not their parents' property!" - *almost no cheering*
"What? I thought we said people aren't property?"
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
@dragon--thing
@bisexual-engineer-girl
mmmfgghhhhhhhhnnfffhdggggg
Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified
It's a good shape!
what role do i play in the bedroom? grappler
my gf is a spacer she likes to throw furniture at me
downloaded an evil pirated rom of a classic video game off the dark web and the malevolent spirit inside it was fully intending to kill me until it hicjacked my webcam and saw my room and now it just feels sorry for me. yeah. it's helping me fill out job applications now. it saw me take down some empty bottles and it was genuinely really.proud of me. i think it sees itself as like a mother figure. when i do really good it lets me play my favorite levels but it changes things around a little so it feels new again because it knows i appreciate that and i deserve to be rewarded for beingnthe good girl i am. yeah. i dont even think its evil anymore i think its just really personally invested in me
clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after
clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling
this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality
This is what Republicans sound like
been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information
They missed. 😔
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
something just happened to half of it
So the thing about "addictive saliva" is it's actually really tactically difficult to get close enough to the hero on a field of battle to steal a kiss directly so in my human secret identity I've been hosting a lot of fancy dinners and let me tell you when I have it drooling in lust desperately begging for just another kiss I am absolutely going to condition in some basic table manners. Or at the very least some posture training, how the hell does it swing a sword like that?
