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you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

nxse-bleed-deactivated20180809

a bitch just wanna watch horror films & be held, u know?

sailorhomoputo

I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.

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thegmsighs

know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

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as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

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This is why the “dragons” in Skyrim bother me so much.

nyx-born-prophet-deactivated201

Don’t classical wyverns also have venomous stings on the ends of their tails?

gothcostco

i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

gothcostco

grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

creativityflows

A cat

gothcostco

a cat.

beauxbatcns

shuri called bucky “white wolf”

white wolf is black panther’s adopted brother in the comics

queen mother ramonda 100% adopted that broken white boy james buchanan barnes

meaning bucky has diplomatic immunity, as a member of the wakandan royal family

spread the word; that is all

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

Imagine the naming discussion.

“No, Shuri, we are not naming him Broken White Boy.”

“But Mom….”

0v9

im gonna have to block one of you, who’s it gonna be? any volunteers?

treeguy129

can you seriously grow up

0v9

thanks!

odinsblog

aaronthebondnew-deactivated2022

THIS. ALL OF THIS. I’m tired of making sure your new profile pics are epic, k!

firelxrdazula

idk why do firebenders lose their bending during the day of black sun but dont lose their bending at night like thats also dark bitch wtf

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libertarirynn-deactivated202006

I don’t think it’s just the darkness I think it has something to do with the blocking of the sun spirit’s energy something something magic something moon something. Like how Katara is a more powerful bender depending on the moon and the tides. Plus I’m pretty sure firebenders tend to be weaker at night, but not completely powerless.

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Firebenders are strongest during the day because of the energy they get from the sun.

Waterbenders get their energy from the moon and their power rises and falls with the tides/lunar phases.

An eclipse is a big ball of water energy covering a big ball of fire energy, meaning the moon is 2x strong against the sun.

theaustinstollhaus

Firebenders don’t lose their power at night because moonlight is refracted sunlight.

theaustinstollhaus

Seriously, did no one think of this? When Iroh tells Zhao, “Don’t kill the moon spirit, we need it too” what did you think he meant?

mageknight14

Zhao was that much of a fucking idiot.

babyanimalgifs

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

anarchapella

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

valgalart

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

excessively-english-jd

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.