#1 Bart Allen Fan

*19 *unlabeled trans guy *he/him *also known as @littlebabytimmybird and @gottagofastgremlinchild

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[mindblank]

"The Theory taking the Babies by storm: Nap time funded by The monsters under the bed?"

[sailatina3]

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

[sailatina3]

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

[dctrfate]

#neverforget

[dctrfate]

the thing about wally and barry is that among the many, many mental problems they share they're also united in their shared inability to ever get a haircut that they haven't already had since their literal childhood.

[dctrfate]

GRANDPA BROKE MY FUCKING NOSE

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

[jazzgard]

[dctrfate]

hi. let's never move past this actually.

[haljordangetpregnant]

Sometimes the colorists would wrongfully color Hal's eyes blue, and I feel like I have no object permanence, like those toddlers who cannot recognize their dads without their beards, because I immediately stop knowing my wife, the one panel his eyes are blue, and ask out loud, "Who the fuck is this?"

[scramratz]

“Oh you wanna look at the menu? Just scan this QR code!” And what if I blew this place up?

[i-suggest-becoming-a-guy]

[dctrfate]

tbh i wasn't sure what to make of wally's vitriolic reaction to raven attacking him because it doesn't really contextualize itself in any other comic he's been in besides ntt, but i think what could be interesting about it is that it can be presented as less of wally hating raven for the sake of her inert "evilness" and more of wally struggling with the manufactured feelings he has for raven, knowing that she's the one to mind-control him into the titans and that she had no cultural basis to understand how horrible her actions toward him were AND that she is genuinely a kind person but, like. can't forget that she did violate him in a very personal way and he knows it. so wally being very distrustful of raven following #30 feels like it could be a continuation of that plot re: wally's modern characterization rather than wolfman throwing darts on the board whenever he wants wally to fill the bad actor role in a story.

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[this-is-trans-joy]

You can’t call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.

[this-is-trans-joy]

Like the older I get, the more empathy I have for children. Imagine living on this planet for less than a decade and having to figure out every single thing from scratch, only for the people around you to treat you like a living doll and constantly invalidate your feelings because you haven’t learned how to express them beyond screaming at the top of your lungs, like you’d be having meltdowns in the grocery store as well. The least you can do is offer them some grace, everything is so fucking confusing and scary and overwhelming and they’re not able to communicate that properly and no one around them is explaining shit, and they are constantly at the mercy of whether or not the terrifyingly giant adults around them CHOOSE to be kind like genuinely put yourself in the situation of a child and tell me you wouldn’t also be freaking the fuck out.

The way society treats children is borderline inhumane, and you have the audacity to call them hellspawn crotch-goblins for screaming a little bit too loud or daring to be in the same vicinity as you.

[this-is-trans-joy]

I do also believe that hating children is a sign of underlying ableism, because most of the justifications of hating children comes down to “they’re annoying” or “they don’t know how to act” or “they’re gross” and if you are unable to treat people who lack social skills, who make loud or repetitive noises, who are incontinent etc. with basic respect and dignity, then what’s the difference between hating children and hating disabled adults that share the traits you find so irritating?

[melonlthawne]

Do you think Tim let’s Bart borrow his cape and use it as a blanket bc I do. I think of it a lot

[impulseisms]

my sister (three), who is only allowed to watch an incredibly limited amount of tv that's been pre-approved for her, just told me about Pokemon evolution. nerd baby where are you even getting this info from.

[ratzdoarts]

A few more barts cuz I can't sleep