Aether

23, Any Pronouns

[zegalba]

a street light in Wroclaw, Poland.

[zegalba]

a street light in Wroclaw, Poland.

[shifgrethors]

even more 2026 buffy

xander accidentally signs up for grindr. shenanigans ensue.

oz is bisexual and before dating willow he was in a polycule with his bandmates. willow is deeply insecure about this.

tara and willow bond at wicca club where they play in an all-witches d&d campaign whose characters end up in a slow burn romance. there is an a willow dream sequence of her and tara dressed as their PCs fighting a dragon and then kissing.

the show don’t have enough money to license a chappell roan song for a tillow scene, so they write a similar but legally distinct song to underscore the scene.

after anya becomes human, she has a lucrative side hustle of doxxing terrible men on social media. money and vengeance for scorned women, what more could she ask for.

the magic shop also has a seating section and sells matcha and muffins. this is willow and anya’s doing (anya: it brings in more money! willow: and who doesn’t love matcha!). giles hates it and grumbles about it to the scoobies.

dawn is never seen without a comedically large cup of neon colored boba tea.

buffy has a two episode arc about online shopping addiction.

eliza dushku is allowed to dyke it up as much as she wants and it’s glorious.

[moondoll67]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER deleted lines / scene source here

[stormthegoblinking]

[movietonight]

Giles is "English teacher all the queer kids imprint on" coded which explains why no one finds it weird those kids just hang out at the library all day

[mangio-formaggio]

he's born to be her damsel and girlfriend

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[localcitruscat]

did this man exist or is he you from the future because either way slay

[byjove]

aspirational outline for a life well lived, doubt I’ll be able to pull it off

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[in-aether-case]

Sorry if I'm completely missing the point of the post but it is nice to have one character in the story that doesn't suck 1) as a point of contrast 2) as a brief moment of reprieve from all the people sucking 3) normally used to show the consequences of everyone else sucking anyway

[evilwizard]

*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

[evilwizard]

*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*

[evilvampire]

Most fandoms recommending media: yeah you should check this out it’s pretty good

Buffy fans recommending Buffy: omg I love Buffy except for the racism, the misogyny, the occasional homophobia, the way sexual assault’s handled, a couple episodes I personally hate, David Boreanaz’s Irish accent and also the fact that Joss Whedon killed my entire family. You gotta watch Buffy though. You gotta.

[walletpoetry]

Watching BBC Merlin genuinely feels like you’re constantly out of gems

[airbendingslicee]

[pukicho]

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

[pukicho]

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

[dionysiaproductions]

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

[caspianloveslesmis]

also sometimes i remember that “just hold me, please” is an actual canon line said by the most emotionally stunted man on the planet. like i forget it’s not from a fanfic or something. he actually said that. that was arthur pendragon’s dying wish. get fucked, bbc merlin writers. and thank you.