Inconvenient?

M / 25 / I run this blog ironically.

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[ngalitzine]

DANA SCULLY | 3.14

[3000s]

last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"

[3000s]

👆👆👆 literally how it is

[thesituation]

my coworker died for like a minute or so like, 6 years ago and i asked what she saw and she told me she was in club penguin at the club doing that default dance with a bunch of other penguins in sync

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me

[jet-grind]

[witchbugs]

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[rodent--quinn-queen--posts]

take a knife as we eagerly wait

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Voting ended onMar 15

Extra knives

[fabled-table]

is there a lead pipe???

[rodentquin]

unfortunately no, here are some potential alternatives for your Brutal [Not A Pipe] Murder.

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Voting ended onMar 14

we apologise for the inconvenience

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[handsmotif]

it’s kind of bullshit how easy it is to scare yourself when it’s dark outside and you look out a window

[electricsheepdoctor]

Every time I type "liek" instead of "like" I can feel the specter of mid-2000s memes passing through me like someone walking over my grave.

[electricsheepdoctor]

In my restless dreams, I see him.

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[classical-memeician]

Tirami-ceasar

[classichorrorblog]

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime