Incorrect Peter Parker Quotes

Incorrect Peter Parker Quotes because I stan, kin, and simp for him.

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, do you ever just wanna

Tony:

Peter: h

Tony: ????

Peter: hhHh

Tony: Kid? You okay?

Peter: *falls face flat on the floor*

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

Shuri: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Peter: Oh, we've had worse.

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

Peter: Hello sir, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Tony, still processing what the fuck is happening: Bees?

Peter: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES

Tony: What-

Ned in the kitchen: *violently shaking a jar full of bees*

Tony, terrified and ready to book it: WAIT NO- THIS ISN'T EVEN AN APPLEBEES, IT'S YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

Peter: Uh, would you like a drink?

Peter: We have water, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Stephen: S-spiders?

Peter: Alright, spiders it is then.

Stephen: Wait, no-

Peter, already pouring spiders into a glass:

Stephen: PETER, NO-

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

Tony: I need to have a talk with you, kid.

Peter: Mr. Stark, wait. Before you get mad, I have to tell you something.

Tony: What?

Peter: This video is sponsored by NordVPN.

Tony: I don't believe y- wait what

Ned, suddenly appearing behind Peter: Staying safe online is an ever growing difficulty and you could be exploited by hackers. NordVPN allows you to change your IP address, making you harder to track, securing your privacy.

Peter: Check out the link in the description to get 69% off for the first two months and thank you to NordVPN for sponsoring this video.

Tony: What the actual FUCK is happening?

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

Tony: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Peter: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

*Happy driving Peter to the Avengers tower so he can talk to Tony*

The car radio: My head's spinning around

Peter:

The car radio: I can't see clear no more

Peter:

Peter, shouting: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

Peter: This is a mess, I don't know what to do.

Peter: I wish I could ask Mr. Stark.

Peter: Wait... Yahoo! Answers.

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

*Awkward Silence*

Peter: So...

Peter: Did you know Denmark launched a kid's show about a man with a giant uncontrollable penis?

Tony:

Tony: What the fuck.

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

Tony: I need to talk to you. In private.

Peter: Ooh, someone's in trouble.

Tony:

Peter: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

*At an Avengers meeting*

Steve: We can do this. We're all in this together.

Peter: *looks at Tony and smirks*

Peter, lip-syncing to High School Musical, trying his best not to laugh: ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ

[incorrect-pogboy-parker]

*A recording of Peter while wearing his Spider-Man mask on Karen’s database*

Peter: This is my impression of when Shakira goes to wash her hands, but the water's too hot.

Peter: Ã̶̛̝̭̙͋͛̒̌̊Ę̵͙̯͌̽A̸̗͚̠̾̋̇Ë̴͙́̍̓͝͠Ḧ̴̛̫̱͍͇̲́̆̓̂͘̕

Peter: Thank you.