Things My Professor Has Said That Are Peter Parker Coded
"You can come back to research conferences a year later and be like, here's why I was so dumb last time"
"Too much going boom for me. Need less boom going"
Student: It's so wordy. Professor: You've heard me talk!
"You will make me cry tonight. If you're wondering if emotionally react to your stuff, I do. I just have to act like a professional when I come to class"
"I feel like we're in the Roman coliseum and you're voting to feed me to the lions"
"There's a lot of ways to arrange carbon *gestures to body* I'm not particularly webbed to this specific arrangement of carbon"
"How do I behave like a normal human being in this circumstance?"
"So y'all are just existing. That's what I got from the vibe check today"
"Tell me what it's like in Amsterdam. Has anyone been? I'd like to be rich one day"
"Oh, this feels a little overwhelmingly concerning"
"Then I cower my head in shame and crawl back into my hole"
"I get that the vibe is quiet but are y'all okay?"
