Sarah J Maas Is The Death Of Me

All the quotes... All the feels...

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you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[shitty-au-suggestions]

Throne of Glass AU where the story is exactly the same but they're living in the 21st century

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Instead of magic, Aelin and Rowan are fighting to free the internet and memes from copyright laws

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Aelin: I have no idea what I’m doing

Aelin: But since none of us are dead yet

Aelin: I’d say I’m doing it really really well

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What the FUCK

[fandomlifeofsara]

Tamlin: You can trust me!

Feyre: I don’t even trust the way you just said that I could trust you

[raconteurwitch]

Commissions open!

You guys I hate to sound a little beggy here but I really really need a commission today or tomorrow. I have a bill coming out that I expected to have money for but tbh my tattoo cost more than I thought and now I’m out a bunch. I’m gonna discount them this one time.

DISCOUNT COMMISSION PRICES (one time only)

Waist Up: $40

Full Body:$80

+$20 for additional people

Please help me out guys I could really really use a commission today.

[blackbeak-quidditch-team]

Rowan: [mumbles] I really want to kiss you.

Aelin: What?

Rowan: [sweats] I said, if you died I wouldn’t miss you.

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Just hit 1k followers!!!

Thank you guys so much! I never thought this would happen!!!

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Manon *at Aelins court*: They’re all idiots

Dorian: Be nice!

Manon: Fine, Well-meaning idiots

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Cassian after Summer Court

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Feyre: *telling Cas Mor is dead over the phone*

Mor: Is he crying? Is he crying??

Feyre: A little.

Mor *grabbing the phone from Feyre*: You should be WAILING, you stone cold bitch!

Mor: *slams the phone*

Mor *to Feyre*: Now call Az.

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Lorcan: Admit it, Elide. You still love me.

Elide: If you had a brother and a dog, I'd choose the dog.

[aedicn]

Dorian: Chaol.

Chaol: Your Excellency?

Dorian: *indicating Manon* See to it that this witch is made a member of my council.

Chaol: A member of… what? *sputters*

Chaol: But… there are no council positions open, your Majesty.

Dorian: Very well.

Dorian: *to Manon* You can have his job.

Chaol: *faints*

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Celaena: Hello. My namn is Celaena Sardothien. You killed my best friend. Prepare to die! Archer: Well, shit...

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Aelin in Rifthold at some point (probably)

Aelin: I'm tired of these motherfucking valg in this motherfucking town!

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Dorian: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.

Celaena: You