Aleksander: what's up guys? I'm back.
Mal: what the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Aleksander: death is a social construct.
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Aleksander: what's up guys? I'm back.
Mal: what the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Aleksander: death is a social construct.
Inej: so what's for dinner?
Kaz, staring at the food he just burned: regret.
Matthias: is this whiskey or perfume?
Nina: *chugs entire bottle*
Nina: it's perfume
Fedyor: you love me, right, Ivan?
Ivan: normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
Ivan, about Alina: she's with you because she has Stockholm syndrome!
Aleksander: it's alright, whatever she has I'm sure we'll be able to face it together.
Ivan: no you idiot, it means she doesn't really love you and she's only with you because she's your hostage!
Nikolai: trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Zoya: NOT EVEN THE SAINTS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
Ivan, reading a book: wow. A surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?
Fedyor: *crashes through the door* IVAAAAN 🥺😭
Ivan: ah. There it is.
Ivan: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?
Fedyor, bleeding on the ground: tall, handsome, grumpy, wears a bear claw amplifier, second in command of the Grisha Army-
Ivan: your blood type, you idiot!
Fedyor: ....oh.
Fedyor: *looks down at wound*
Fedyor: red
Ivan: is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Zoya: what's up your ass this morning?
Fedyor, walking in: hey!
Zoya: never mind
Drinking night in the Little Palace...
Nina: I'll speak French between your legs~
Ivan: I just pictured someone yelling "bonjour!" at a penis...
Zoya: sacre bleus mademoiselle vagina!
Fedyor: honhonhon titty croissant!
Genya: tiTtY cRoISsaNt- *incoherent noises*
Kirigan, the only one still sober: none of you should ever be having sex.
Zoya: can someone explain to me why my bedroom wall is purple?
Nina: because we painted it!
Fedyor: and it's not purple, it's lilac. Lilac is a real colour.
Zoya: yeah but why did you paint it purple?
Fedyor: it's not purple, it's lilac. Lilac is a real colour.
Zoya: I don't give a shit about what lilac is, it's not blue like I asked for!
Fedyor: lilac is a real colour.
Zoya: I know lilac is a real colour, I don't know what it's doing on my wall!
Fedyor: well... We didn't know lilac was a real colour.
Zoya: AND YOU HAD TO PAINT MY WALL WITH IT TO FIND OUT?!
Fedyor: it's not that bad! The Healers said the bleeding was internal. That's where all my blood is supposed to be!
Genya: Let them take the credit. We don't need praise or glory.
Zoya: Praise and glory are two of my favorite things!
Nina: I need some help dealing with a problem. Any suggestions?
Inej: knife
Nina:
Nina: ...do you have any other suggestions?
Inej: bigger knife
Zoya: I hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man.
Ivan: I hope this email finds you before I do.
Aleksander: this is my girlfriend, Alina. And that is my girlfriend's girlfriend, Genya. And that over there is Genya's husband, David.
Fedyor, Nina: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Ivan, taking away the coffee pot: what if you didn't