[indecisive--introvert]

I'm reading the Night Circus right now (only 1/3 of the way through) and it's just giving me so much yearning for Autumn for some reason

[ladyshinga]

i will forever stand up for this site even on other sites. i got ur back, @gandalfshonkintiddies

[ladyshinga]

oh thank god that's not a real person i just tagged

[gandalfshonkintiddies]

They are now

[ladyshinga]

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed

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[official-penis-posts]

Prostrate Knotweed is my stripper name

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

According to the charges filed in April, the Uintah County clerk-auditor flagged as many as 165 of the 305 signatures the man turned in as potentially fraudulent.

[x]

[titsay]

all my pokemon/ pokopia art so far ☺️

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[eldritchbrainworm]

By this logic all Tumblr users are actually warlocks then. Most of the time we only have two slots to spare before needing to take a nap and doom-scroll.

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[atomic-crusader]

oh

oh i dont like that

[cipheramnesia]

Whatever, I could take the frosty folds of the abominable snowman.

[cipheramnesia]

I'll go down on the yonic yeti canyon.

[cipheramnesia]

She can blizzard on my glizzard any day.

[cipheramnesia]

Tomorrow's a snow day and brother I'm breaking out the Flexible Flyer.

[cipheramnesia]

We're about to get indecent at Dyatlov Pass.

[cipheramnesia]

Call me the McFlurry machine the way I break it down inside her.

[cipheramnesia]

You can hang us upside down but nothing can get me off my dairy queen.

[cipheramnesia]

She's my storm warning the way we're preppin for six to eight inches overnight.

[cipheramnesia]

Yeah baby doll I'm one snow blower that has a lifetime guarantee. You can call me Mister Plow, I'll allow it.

[cipheramnesia]

Or call me Scrat with how I'm hiding my nuts in your ice age, it's all good. Just lemme put a little dulce de leche on your shaved ice okay?

[cipheramnesia]

I did all this work and nothin to snow for it

[lunafoxdoll]

Hey are... are you okay?

[official-penis-posts]

​really puts the squat in Sasquatch

[screenshotsofdespair]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[kushblazer666]

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[veggieblt]

Visit Original Link

[exclamationpointman]

HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[pikaole]

Forest tree frog

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know