Defy the Foul Fiend

erin | 27 | us | queer second blog: @lavend-err 👽 waiting for alien abduction 👽 she/her/hers

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[koheletgirl]

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

[koheletgirl]

fuck

[nylarac]

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[dreadpiratemegatron]

Steller’s jay stealing sweetener packets

National Geographic photo contest 2011

[zanmor]

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Sugar glider (Petaurus breviceps)

[dogpuppy]

[femmenietzsche]

Why Grandmother, what a realistic fursuit you have

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[etchif]

Love this image. pfört

[my-dailydreams]

[dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218]

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[tumblintuck]

I think on some level this isn’t even exactly a lie it’s sort of like when a 4 year old tells you that they can talk to dogs or they can fly when no one’s looking or whatever it’s like undeveloped brains not even knowing how to conceive of what a truthful statement is

[dogpuppy]

[indefatigablelobster]

I feel like I haven’t seen anyone talking about this so I do need to make sure that people know that Hayden Pike’s wife Jackie is Bonnie McMurray - so like, unsurprising that he’s obsessed with her and they have 4 kids when this is the reaction to her showing up on screen every time on Letterkenny:

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[sacred-portal]

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