confetti! it's a parade

jess ★ xx ★ york/london, uk

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[indiecas]

make republicanism mainstream 2k20

abolish the monarchy

this has been a psa

[fuckitandmovetobritain]

York, England, UK

[cecileatuniversity-deactivated2]

York Minster, Feb. 2020

[gahdamnpunk]

This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

I really dislike the tweet’s framing of this tbh. Making sure that people aren’t forced to sleep on the streets or park benches is absolutely absolutely crucial, but homelessness isnt just about sleeping indoors in a bed, it’s about the legal relationship a person has with that bed. This is a vital emergency measure, but its just the creation of emergency shelters, and we can’t lose sight of the fact that as soon as the authorities feel the crisis is over, all of these people are going to be kicked right back onto the streets if a massive movement doesn’t begin to arise and demand truly equitable housing for all, housing that can’t be merely withdrawn by the authorities on a whim. It has to be about the relationship between the individual and their home, not just the mere fact that they’re in a bed.

[indiecas]

it took two and a half years and a global pandemic to get me back on tumblr

hi y’all, what’s up on this garbage site

[chryswatchesgot]

Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]

[xwonderfemale]

[bluegrasshole]

why is it humans not humen

[deepblooded-deactivated20180213]

bc “human” comes from a latin root (homo > humanus > humaine > human) and “man” (and thus “men”) comes from a germanic root (mann > man) 

so you get humans, not humen, since “humans” doesn’t play by germanic rules

[bluegrasshole]

look at that i asked a question and i got an answer THANKS

[garden-of-succulents]

English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

[sakura-haruka]

[chicklikemeblog]

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

[fenchurchdent-blog]

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

[thebicker]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

[silverblueroses-blog]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

[square2017]

no some of us are ugly

[morefunthanb4]

[sharkpilot]

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza. The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

[sharkpilot]

oMGGGG

[jakebumlick]

pizza cares

[usy-is-my-love-child]

Pizza understands

[stilljustkim]

pizza spelt its own name wrong

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[prasejeebus]

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.