charlie

i moved to @demon-charlie bc tumblr screwed me over and i just felt like creating a new blog

[individual-charlie]

Just so you know, your blog is supposedly "explicit". Figured you'd be interested in how Tumblr's bullshit is fucking you over.

oh fuck, thanks

[maniacardigan]

[lizawithazed]

oh god relisten to it with this in mind and good god, you will cry.

Mummified my teenage dreams No it’s nothing wrong with me The kids are all wrong, The story’s all off Heavy metal broke my heart

or how about

We’ve been here forever And here’s the frozen proof I could scream forever We are the poisoned youth

[letmeletmetrashyourlove]

And the fact that this song was used as an NFL anthem and was probably ingrained in the heads of a bunch of transphobic assholes without them knowing has me LIVING!!!!

[interstellarneighbourhood]

i’m actually going to cry that is amazing

[localcryptdweller]

I have a concept

Lucifer and Gabriel screeching Bohemian Rhapsody to get the Empty to release them.

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[untitled4022]

Omg

[pippip-cheerio]

meeee

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

[individual-charlie]

hmm

i'll be logging off now. anyone needs me, i'm @/demon_charlie_ on instagram, and @/charlie_is_a_pi on twitter. hopefully this protest works. see you all on the other side. if i dont pop back up later, it's because i've forgotten my password

[mcjouska]

canon height/sizes

[softiesabriel]

yeah that looks about right

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

@ gay men come here u little shits

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

@lesbians come here u staples of the community

[homoethotic]

@bisexuals get over here u lovely peeps

[sapropel]

@trans ppl join us in rapturous solidarity and be filled with eternal light

[phoenixyfriend]

Gonna go full white girl here for a moment

If I ask if a food is spicy at all, and you reply “No, not at all! You can barely feel it!” then that is a contradiction. It is spicy. It may not be very spicy, or even moderately spicy, but it’s still spicy. Please just tell me that straight-out.

I know there’s a good chance you’re mocking me in your head when I say that I cannot handle spices at all, and that even the mildest of sauces, that you insist are barely there, are going to hurt, because I’m mocking me too. I know I’ve got a child’s palate when it comes to spicy food. I know it’s almost laughable, how badly I react to even table pepper in more than the most minuscule of doses.

But if I ask “is this spicy,” and you answer “not at all,” and then proceed to tell me that it’s mild, then I will still consider it too spicy.

If I ask “is this spicy at all” and you say “no” while knowing that it is, just a tiny bit, because you can’t imagine anyone reacting, then please don’t be offended when I take one bite and then throw it out, because I asked for a reason.

It’s a dumb thing to talk about, but… yeah. Just do your cannot-handle-spices friends a favor and be honest when they ask. Mild is still a level of spice.

(This goes doubly for strangers, because if they have a digestive problem like, IDK, ulcers or something, then spicy food can irritate the stomach lining further and cause extreme pain. Some people claim that capsaicin can be used to treat ulcers, but you know… just play it safe, yeah?)

[bettsplendens]

Let people be babies about spices! It doesn’t hurt you any. 

[randomslasher]

This is important. 

Food doesn’t taste the same to everyone. There are scientific reasons that some people might be able to tolerate ‘mild’ spice and others might not. If someone tells you they are sensitive to spice, that doesn’t mean they’re experiencing what you experience when you eat those foods. It means that for them, it feels far different. It hurts. 

My partner is super sensitive to spice. She calls herself a ‘spice wimp,’ which I hate, because there’s nothing wimpy about not wanting to suffer through horrible burning sensations in your mouth. Which is what she has to suffer, when someone tells her something “isn’t that spicy” when in fact it is. 

This isn’t about flexing.This isn’t about being tough. This is about acknowledging that the chemical and anatomical composition of someone else’s taste receptors is different than yours, and you need to be sensitive to that. 

I’ve learned to detect even the smallest amount of spice, so I can tell her if something is probably safe for her to eat or not. I’ve learned that the tiniest burning sensation to me means something is going to cause her physical pain. I’ve gotten better at identifying which foods will be okay and which will not. And you know what? I’m able to do it without being a dick about it. It has nothing to do with who’s’ tough and who’s a wimp and everything to do with the fact that her nerves process spice differently than mine do. 

She’s not a wimp, and she’s not a baby. She’s just someone whose DNA doesn’t let her eat spicy foods the way someone with my DNA can. That’s all. 

[deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass]

Whoever reblog this with Gaud as their icon will get a cursed picture of Gaud in their inbox, but only on the Gaudpocalypse.

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[awookieinsheepsclothing-deactiv]

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampires who go to college for a history degree b/c they weren’t paying attention and want to know what they missed over the last 5 centuries

[sprinklesparkletwittertwatter]

Yes, but what about the vampires that were newly turned and want to study history so that they can talk with older vampires and not feel left out. Or the ones that want to pretend that they are super old to freak people out then when someone asks how long they’ve been a vampire that can be like “Like 5 years dude”

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

“How old are you?” “17.” “How long have you been 17?” “Like four months.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

How To Celebrate Gaud Apocalypse Dec 16

Official Guidelines Gaudlines

Here are some suggestions on how to celebrate the day! (but it’s whatever)

Change your icon to my face! A copy is attached under the cut. Yes, you can change it early if you want!

If you want to go all out, the gaud pink hex code is #fea3c4.  

Remember your sideblogs

On Gaud Apocalypse We Wear Pink!

Get your Gaudy Gear here. New shirts are out. Feedback welcome, I only want to make stuff you guys want.

Spend time scrolling through the ‘gaudy fanart’ ‘gaudy fanfic’ and ‘gaudy quotes’ tags and reblogging your favorites.  

I especially want people to reblog fanart/fics, because those incredible gremlin-artists worked so hard and they deserve recognition. 

my personal favorites can be found under the tags ‘fave’ and ‘absolute fave’  

especially reblog the sexy/erotic gaudy fanart while you still can!

i can’t find links, someone find it for me

You can follow me on twitter and youtube. I’ll be updating there more often after the purge.

Reblog posts protesting the porn purge! The more informative the better.

Make your own protest posts tagging staff/support

PARTICIPATE IN LOG OUT DAY ON THE 17TH

remember to deactivate/change the queue to 1

and make your last post a protest to staff

Don’t change your icon back until the 18th! This whole site will be a lovely pink desert! 

Happy Gaudapocalypse my sweet maniacal gremlins!

Keep reading

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Reblog if your icon is pink and Gaudy

[ebonyheartnet]

Join Us

The church of Gaud

Gathers today

With spiteful hearts

We’ve come to say

“Be rebels friends,

And rise above!

Join us,

The religion of self love!”

For the world to become a friendly place,

Where all can have a smiling face,

Viciously, vengefully kind we must be,

And all will learn.

All will see.

:D

______________________

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I made a song for Armagauddon 💕

[ebonyheartnet]

HAPPY 100th NOTE ON THIS POST NOW GO SPAM OTHER SITES W/ THE SCREENSHOT OF OUR HYMNAL!

[lgbtcinema]

hey sorry for bothering you but do you have a list of happy lgbt movies with a happy ending? the orlando shooting really wrecked me and i need to watch something positive :/

you are not bothering me at all, pal, please don’t think that.

my list of happy m/m movies

my list of happy f/f movies

my list of lgbt comedies

i hope you enjoy them, and please take care of yourself ❤❤❤

[terraterracotta]

My contribution to this meme

[terraterracotta]

Because I’m standing firm with this I decided to update it to be a little more specific since some people aren’t getting the hint.

[feral-flower-child]

As someone who likes doing oc x canon ships/canon characters and self inserts, this is really nice to see