Hehe

[gooodomens]

what are the odds that she's God

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

[deliriousdumbosdrinkingdilemma]

Please

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so if the grinch and tony had a kid, it would probably be

have weird fur and an unsettling appearance (like the grinch)

be orange and into sports (tony)

so that child would be Gritty

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’ve never derived an iota of joy from this website and I truly don’t know why i’m still here

[yellowbuggie]

[yellowbuggie]

I am ashamed to say that I put a lot of effort into this….

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy. fucking. STARS.

[yellowbuggie]

Whoops my hand slipped….

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how have you done this…..why have you done it…..

[yellowbuggie]

I can’t stop

[yellowbuggie]

Look at the kids run! 

[yellowbuggie]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Happy Grinch Day, Chapter 4 of the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FIX-IT FIC is up!

[aloha-from-angel]

I couldn’t breathe when I saw these…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Parent Trap but Gritty and the Lorax try to reunite Tony & the Grinch

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…and on that note, I’ve just posted a new chapter of the Grinch x Tony the Tiger Fix-It Fanfic!

(I hope you will all be very disappointed ❤️)

[chewbacca]

BRIDE & PREJUDICE (2004) writ./dir. Gurinder Chadha

[avkwafina]

#wives

[tinglingpeter]

[thisperspective]

UGLY?

BITCH WHERE???

[itsphillipbitch]

He’s so fucking hot

[colognesandbaseballcaps]

“Ugly” is their code for non-white, those fuckers aren’t even subtle about it

[drdougdouglass]

“Ugly” is code for non-white,

[iamanimaginarybeing]

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Jimmy Woo, FBI agent and certified magician.

[curriebelle]

Watsonian response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast than Ocean’s 11 because they’re pulling a different heist that requires fewer people.

Doylist response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast than Ocean’s 11 to differentiate the movies from each other.

Critical Feminist response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast because they couldn’t think of eleven different jobs women could do.

The Truth: Ocean’s 8 is true to life because women have to pull off the same shit as men with 70% of the resources.

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[ineffable-dali-masks]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: 賭ケグルイ | Kakegurui (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Igarashi Sayaka/Momobami Kirari Characters: Momobami Kirari, Igarashi Sayaka, Jabami Yumeko, Saotome Mary, Yomozuki Runa Additional Tags: Crack, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, yumeko is the captain of the Kirasaya ship, crackfic, Love Potion/Spell Series: Part 2 of Kakegurui Hogwarts AU Summary:

Yumeko is the number one shipper of Kirasaya. No argument there.

Alternatively: Yumeko just wants to be Sayaka's friend :(

Or: That one love potion fic ;D

[ineffable-dali-masks]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 賭ケグルイ | Kakegurui (Anime & Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Igarashi Sayaka/Momobami Kirari Characters: Momobami Kirari, Igarashi Sayaka, Momobami Ririka, Ikishima Midari, Yomozuki Runa Additional Tags: Hogwarts, Hogwarts! au, Canon Rewrite, First Meetings, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts Series: Part 1 of Kakegurui Hogwarts AU Summary:

Basically what it says in the title, follows kakegurui canon except with a Hogwarts spin on it. Disclaimer: This is a rewrite of kirasaya's first meeting in a Hogwarts setting, so it won't be particularly new, mostly just worldbuilding for my series, but I swear I'm actually funny.

[honeymarenelsa]

sometimes i find it funny when people who haven’t seen adventure time interpret bubbline as this Edgy Punk Gf x Soft Pink Gf dynamic when PB is the one committing war crimes and doing ethically questionable science experiments on her subjects while Marceline is the world’s least threatening vampire demon who just hangs out writing sad songs and keeping a journal

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Here’s another “self-made” billionaire that nobody is talking about

Pat McGrath became a billionaire when Kylie Cosmetics was worth $800 million. Yet the media was still obsessed with “Kylie is almost a self-made billionaire!” rather than talking about this woman who already was an actual self-made billionaire.

Never forget: twice as good for half the credit.

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[refinery29]

Meryl Streep Perfectly Summarizes Why Sexism Is Still A Reality For Women

After discussing sexism in the refugee crisis, the Church, and financial systems, she went on to criticize her own industry for its deplorable lack of female film critics.

READ MORE

GIFS VIA.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

guess that explains why audience score always seems so much more accurate to my viewing experiences than the tomatometer ever is

[intemperata]

[mycroftplayingoperation]

if there come a day when I won’t reblog it, assume I’m dead

[xthismeanswar]

Always reblog

[sherlockedcarmilla]

🤣🤣🤣

[ecologiadigital]

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

[daggers-drawn]

Nice try fuckers.

[steeleman]

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s make sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

[repost-this-image]

Oh hey, my 2020 vision says THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

[cluegrrl]

Hey, so what exactly was that cops name again…?

[elfwreck]

Lt. John Pike. It took more than two years of legal battles to get his name, and the names of other officers involved, released to the public. 

He got fired… but retained his retirement benefits, and got  $38,000 worth of worker’s compensation for the stress he went through after the incident.

The students collectively received $1m, with each pepper-sprayed student receiving $30,000 individually.