Will wonders never cease?

Mentally laconic.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[shapeshift-with-me]

nobody does it like warframe players

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Two gyaru in love, cutting their nails for eachother.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Oh my god

Gyaru to Gyaru no Yuri

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[kirapjo0818]

All mine are.

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[fadingembers]

Happy Sweet 16!

[fadingembers]

A legal adult. Get out of here, loss.jpg

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[butt-berry]

Bro pulled all energy cards 💀

Painted for Card Party 2026 Florida convention

[rneliflua]

[mrgarage]

Happy Pride Month to my favorite gay film of 2024 🎉🎉 [I refuse to draw Sentinel so I just traced him]

[bark-barkley]

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

[cookies-super-secret-blog]

great things are happening

[violentoffender]

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[energyprison]

awesome community note

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years