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alien!fitz creator gooby creator Hufflepuff Derse Dreamer Mind Aspect Virza my blogs a mess but I do not plan on changing it

[animentality]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[guerrillatech]

[harrykim]

FOR REAL

[harrykim]

helpppppp

[harrykim]

couldnt even look up exchange rates…. its dire

[burdenedwithgloriousgenitals]

I once read a high school AU set in England where the students were studying “AP US History”

[asparklethatisblue]

i once read a fic where a chinese guy from china named Shang Quinghua worked in an office with creepy stuff happening and thought about "what if I'm the idiot white guy who dies first"

[soap-is-an-artist]

[animentality]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[the-chelseahotel]

[hamaonoverdrive]

[byeimmoving]

[sandpapersnowman]

okay I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[headspace-hotel]

people get specific as they age

:O

[an-drawer]

Having entered my 40s this still rings true. You get a far better grasp of yourself and will be less tolerating of bs because you simply don't have the time to waste on trifles.

True goblin mode starts here.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

-The Canada Geese by the Costco

[animentality]

[catchymemes]

[goddamnshinyrock]

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

[goddamnshinyrock]

those are all different species. there are many places where you could potentially see any (or at least most) of them at a given time!

and that’s just the adults

[corducat]

[onlinebeast]

What do you call these.

Clackers

Grippers

Spatula

Grabbers

Pick-ups

Pincers

Forceps

Nippers

Claws

Something else

Voting ended onJan 17, 2024

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

[ID: flaming text image that says "tongs" : end ID]

[infinitymisfits]

Tongs

[nando161mando]

Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

[quasi-normalcy]

Pro-homosexual forces have claimed victory in Hockeytown City Centre; fighting continues in the outlying districts.

[quasi-normalcy]

I make fun of this, but it's seriously important that we 'pro-homosexual' forces don't give a single fucking millimetre to these pigs, even on something as seemingly trivial as rainbow hockey tape or Scholastic book fairs.

[knifefightscene]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY