Vigilantly Fleeing Daylight

ren | she/they | ca esmé squalor apologist & resident of stain'd-by-the-sea

[inner-egg-pong]

what if you were a THIRTEEN-year-old journalist living in a DYING coastal town with your parents, but one day your mom LEAVES to find a job in the CITY and never comes BACK and your dad falls into a state of DEPRESSION, so you have to DROP OUT of school to support him, and one day a mysterious boy from a SECRET ORGANIZATION comes into town and stirs shit up, and while you're trying to help him find the statue of the BOMBINATING BEAST again, you end up getting KIDNAPPED and DRUGGED by an evil eco-terrorist arsonist VILLAIN named HANGFIRE, but then the mysterious boy FEEDS the villain to a giant man-eating BEAST and you can never look at him the same AGAIN

[inner-egg-pong]

i vaguely recall reading descriptions of an espresso machine at black cat coffee but the real question is what are ellington’s thoughts on cold brews

[unusualeducation]

she would kind of fw cold brew, like she very much prefers her coffee hot but like she'd probably have a cold brew i feel.

[inner-egg-pong]

i vaguely recall reading descriptions of an espresso machine at black cat coffee but the real question is what are ellington’s thoughts on cold brews

[kitsnicket]

Thinking about how lemony spent all of atwq wanting his sister and then when he finally sees her again, he has to act like he doesn’t know who she is

[kitsnicket]

And he does it too!!! VFD training overrides whatever want he may have had to go to his big sister. God it’s so fucked

[kitsnicket]

And Kit!! We don’t get her perspective so I don’t know what she was thinking when she saw Lemony but I would assume she would’ve wanted to go to him and yet

[kitsnicket]

And like yeah ok maybe it’s a good bit of training to have that way potential enemies don’t know who they could use against you but jeez they’re children. They shouldn’t be in that situation to begin with!!

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

Hi my name is Donatella Violetta Cappuccino Milano but you can call me Officer Luciana and I have long platinum blonde hair (that’s how I got my name) that I wear in a perfect herringbone side braid and green eyes like the wood used to build vfd headquarters and a lot of people tell me I look like Esme Squalor (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not a known associate of Count Olaf but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.  I’m also the chief of police in a town called VFD. I’m very in (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly extremely fashionable clothing. For example today I was wearing a blue police uniform with aviator sunglasses and a motorcycle helmet, black fingerless gloves and red PVC go-go boots. I was wearing red lipstick, black eyeshadow and red nail polish. I was walking outside the uptown jailhouse.  It was a dry county so there was no water, which I was very happy about. Jacques Snicket and Olivia Caliban stared at me.  I put up my middle finger at them.

[larryyourwaiter14]

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[butchcaseyjones]

just saw a tag on a fic that said "cleo and lemony both secretly think of the other as the sidekick" and i can't think of a more accurate descriptor for their (nonexistent) relationship

[pharma-tard]

hi one of your mutuals is evil

You're gonna have to be more specific

[pleasedontembalmme]

i'm not sure if this is about jerome or olaf

[miszmal]

barry sonnenfield was too intimidated to let me write the flashback scenes on asoue netflix, for i would have added beatrice and olaf's rehearsals of hamlet, and the poisoned blade switch. anyways.

vfd hamlet starring beatrice as hamlet, esme as ophelia, bertrand as horatio, and olaf as laertes. for @snckt

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[anticlockfoolish]

modern au dewey denouement as an EXTREMELY dedicated wikipedia editor

[apriljuice]

[id in alt text] ellie........

[anticlockfoolish]

hotel denouement frog lamp... save me hotel denouement frog lamp...

[pipbellerophon]

i love seeing daniel handler's poem of the day on instagram but sometimes they are Too good. sometimes they hit Too hard.

[pipbellerophon]

hurted my feelings a bit. but i have now read the entire collection this was published with

[jacobsnicket]

is noah kahan writing atwq fansongs now or something why is this the most lemony and moxie song to ever lemony and moxie

[jacobsnicket]

like let's talk about it.

[queercomposer]

Really fucking funny that mrs bass becomes a major criminal and this is just completely unrelated to vfd. She just becomes evil because of Nero's shitty pay