What?

Late blooming autistic queer witch elder millennial.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this post is about a lot of things. it's about my ex saying it was manipulative to talk to them in a cute voice because that influenced their emotions. it's also about someone on this webbed site saying being funny is "engagement farming". like yeah every single conversation you have is going to be "manipulative" if your standard for that is "did something with the goal of eliciting a response". if that bothers you go live in a hut in the forest and speak only to the trees. I'll be over here manipulating my friends into being happy by giving them compliments

[sandersstudies]

Only two ADHD tasks

1) this task will take me five minutes but I couldn’t possibly do it because I have an appointment in six hours

2) this task will take five hours but I’ll just do it first thing in the morning before I leave

[autogen-brainrot]

NADDPOD MENTIONED LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[only-cat-memes]

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[samreich]

me to you all for the next several weeks

photo by: kate elliott

[gamechangershow]

not beating the 'mayor in a town where everyone sings' allegations

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[magicratfingers]

If you were thinking of trying Tai Chi I really think you should

[todaysbird]

Is Severance just The Office for bisexuals?

why am i the person you brought this to. do i have to answer for all bisexuals

[kirkendauhl-v2]

Is Severance just The Office but for bisexuals?

Yes

No

OP speaks for all Bisexuals so their answer is my answer

Voting ended onMar 25, 2025

[gentle-decomposition]

[shamebats]

[enki2]

[skapocolypse]

King For A Day (Green Day) makes me want to run around naked with a Bisexual flag and burn down the white house

[razzmothazz]

love how murph made up a guy and named them Baron from The Baronies for the bit because haha riz is too hyper focused on investigating and cool adventures to even care about romance and brennan went hey watch this and made a personification of the aro struggle of wondering if once your friends will fall in love they will just leave you behind once they no longer have a use for you because romantic relationships will always be above platonic in the social hierarchy.

and then brennan also went i äm yöurr römancë partnüürr rizzz gückkgaäackkk :3

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

[sanguinewolves]

it’s called a “happy” trail for a reason… i see a man’s happy trail and i start jumping up and down in excitement saying “yay” “yippee” “this is the best day ever” “woohoo” and other things in that vein… u would too if u had any soul

[thebirdroads]

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

[calibrate]

Please explain

[thebirdroads]

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

[thefluffyreindeer]

[thebirdroads]

Honestly this is the best addition I’m gonna get to this post so thank you

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[present-future]

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

[speeedylesbian]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[sinnahsaint]

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.