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A ~ 26 ~ she/they ~ Hi I'm garbage thanks for being here

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[teacuppigdog]

Me, reblogging from anyone I don't follow: I'm introducing diversity into the gene pool. This will make my mutuals' dashes stronger and healthier.

[flyingbooks42]

Me reblogging old posts: I am reintroducing historical species into the gene pool to hybridize with the dashboard equivalent of pugs, making them stronger and healthier.

[irate-iguana]

Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

[sunforgrace]

me burning the candle at both ends: oobh i got plany off wick

[skeilig]

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

[everythingfox]

Sound on

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[stirdrawsandreblaws]

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

#man cookie monster you're fighting bc the lid is closed!

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

me pretending there was artistic intent behind me bad drawing

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

ok so responses to this post have mostly been in one of three camps:

"i always think this too"

"no cookie!! the lid is down!!!" (incorrect, see above)

"reblogging from the toilet" in solidarity with cookie monster

but there is one response that i found, well, extremely jarring:

these tags from @wingstothesun put an image into my head that i now inflict upon them and the rest of you:

[shemihazas]

Beel is nonbinary 👀

[beaft]

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

[beaft]

yesterday i was chilling with my friend and there was an ice cream van outside and every time the jingle played i'd look out the window and after the third time i did this my friend said, accurately, 'i think you want to get ice cream but you're scared of the ice cream man.' devastating

[eternalera]

[anarchapella]

Yes it’s very important for solidarity with workers but, and maybe this is an unpopular opinion, workers should have solidarity with poor customers. Like ignore shoplifting, be sensitive when ppl are using EBT cards, that kinda thing.

[stonehengemony]

If you work retail and you worry about shoplifters I beg you to remember how little money you’re being paid to do this

[dont-pray-for-my-sins]

and also no matter what your boss says to you, someone shoplifting will not cause your wages to be docked. if it DOES, then you can get in contact with a labor attourney, who will proceed to light up like a kid at christmas because they (and you) are about to get a big fat payday. that shit is ridiculously illegal.

[obsidianwitch]

Remember kids, the largest form of theft in this country is wage theft, and it's not because of poor people trying to get by.

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[daily-spooky]

[bugpssy666]

my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

[identitty-dickruption]

sick of problematic old man alcoholic characters. make that alcoholic a problematic WOMAN. stat!

[everythingfox]

“I’ve searched everywhere”

[empressofthewind]

what's funny to me about Death Note is how casually the authors will drop the most insane lore you've ever heard and then just move on as if it never happened. like here's a girl whose parents were killed in front of her and who also would have been murdered by a crazed fan if he hadn't mysteriously dropped dead before her eyes. yes we WILL proceed to call her stupid and annoying for the rest of the series and never address how this affected her. btw did we ever mention that L is an orphan who has been working as a detective since he was 10? and that the orphanage where he grew up is now dedicated to raising child prodigies on the principle that their entire existence is worthless if they can't live up to L's standard? no? well he's dead now so here are his successors. yeah one of them joined the mafia at 17 and commits violent crimes because he believes it's the only way to prove that he's worth anything. yeah the other one had to take on the only case L couldn't solve entirely from scratch at age 13 with no prior detective experience. no the implications of this won't be addressed. also one of the new anti-Kira investigators has a vendetta against Kira because someone close to her was killed by him. will that ever be explored in canon, you ask? well you're not going to believe this-