Eepy Cheez

26 and, unfortunately, counting suffered from a raging urge to burn things down and build them back up

[inserenitious]

I need to know the Japanese equivalent of “Morning, Sunshine”

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[inserenitious]

ok fine you win, i’ll download those damn fics

[frretjibber]

All the Corbeau smut makes me laugh because this man is like five foot nothing. No, you're NOT sitting on his lap, you'd crush him.

[inserenitious]

joke on you I’m also five foot nothing

[frretjibber]

His face is lowkey gonna be smushed between your boobs

[inserenitious]

don’t you worry about him, he’s right where he wants to be

[frretjibber]

All the Corbeau smut makes me laugh because this man is like five foot nothing. No, you're NOT sitting on his lap, you'd crush him.

[inserenitious]

joke on you I’m also five foot nothing

[polka-o-dolka]

Rift in the sky

[swablu-imagines]

No zach? that man is driving the city economy

baby if that man were a spice he'd be flour

you know what

Zach headcanons (derogatory)

Thinks pepper is spicy

Always burns his food

Can't read cursive

Dislikes sparkling water because it hurts his mouth

Only ever orders grocery deliveries instead of going shopping. Is never home to accept them so they go bad on his porch

Owns that blue shirt 20x and nothing else

Drives with summer tires all year round

Irons his socks and underwear

Can't parallel park

Broke a tooth while playing darts

Says phrases like "ex-squeeze me"

Has had the air freshener in his car for so long that it doesn't smell like anything anymore

Forgot to pull the handbreak once and had to chase his car down a hill

Convinced Bigfoot exists

Ate glue once as a kid to impress his friends. They weren't impressed

[scorpion-rey]

Here’s the real personality indicator: put in the tags which heart emoji you prefer

[inserenitious]

I think player character should be illegal because tell me why I am allowed to terror the ZA Royale participants and earn 3 challenger tickets a night.

At some point during one of the night, I dragged Josée out of bed twice.

She can’t possibly be ok with that.

[inserenitious]

Celebrating New Year with my husband Corbeau!

[inserenitious]

Premise: Corbeau has two very strong arms that he uses to reward you every time you beat him in battle/knock out Jacinthe’s Clefable with your shiny Scolipede.

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[inserenitious]

I love women.

[inserenitious]

Man realized he fucked up and grovelling with praises :)

[inserenitious]

Fuck special scan, I miss Philippe telling me the boss’s mood improve when I pay him a visit :(

[aqwult]

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect