Squirtle + Geodude = Squirtdude

Adam/UK Snapchat: patel.adam Message me if you want to discuss the communist manifesto or whatever

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

I compressed the Morbius movie gif until it was small enough to be used as a discord emoji

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[demolition-lesbians]

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

hey so uh I did the math and. what year is it

[orrelse21]

An actual clip from an actual interview with Tommy Wiseau where Greg tried to playfully pass the football to Tommy like old times and tommy was too oblivious to even flinch or reflex.

[zsnes]

unbreakable focus. iron will. a warrior that will live beyond the rise and fall of kings. a warrior who live beyond any mortal man.

[synfullewrecche]

they shouldnt put video games on the switch

[synfullewrecche]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I'm just trying to get the mood right

[firetinasty]

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

[blackarachnya]

we need to introduce willem dafoe to hideo kojima so bad its not even funny

[blackarachnya]

ah, there seems to be some confusion here so i will try to clear things up real quick. the key difference is that hideo kojima makes good games and david cage makes bad games. Hope this helps

[blackarachnya]

yeah this is what the post says. Would you like for me to elaborate further

[tixij]

Yeah go ahead since you apparently have the free time

[blackarachnya]

in mgs3 you can wear this

[amygdalae]

Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

[amygdalae]

I will simply make a bloodborne character that looks like the iconic character of the burger king and I will dress him in the most burger king outfits available to me in the videogame bloodborne

[amygdalae]

Thus begins my delicious journey... now on to the Fashion (speeding my way to cainhurst by any means neccessary)

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[erykah-budew]

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

[crutchie-morris]

op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical

[chongoblog]

I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are

[prometheus-adam]

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Gonna wear these together

[gay-yosef]

Disco elysium

[mumblesplash]

kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to throw in enough exposition to give them context if they’re still listening

[mumblesplash]

“why the hell is this one getting so many notes” i think, briefly, before realizing we’re three years into The Great Loneliness and i have just wistfulposted on yearning dot com

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[smitethestate]

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

[nipsynips]

a compilation of Weird Al begging George Harrison not to drink rat poison

[pacificrim-archive]

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now