Inside my lungs

John | 25 | Your nb pal | Pisces | Brazil | Big fan of french fries

[cute-animals-only]

graceful gallop

[virginiaisforhaters]

you should absolutely go as a dead version of the queen it will make you the sexiest person in the room, there’s no such thing as too soon

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

Theyre making fake white women in a lab

[wehavekookies]

A small work in progress fragment of something I’ve been painting off and on after work last week.

Just to tease, but also to use it as an excuse to say: damn, there is few things that have such an effect on me as hands adorned with rings, bonus points for claws, bonus bonus points for all that being gold. RIP.

[isnt]

[headspace-hotel]

i looked through some of the catholic blogs that have been in my notes and who all they reblog from. do y'all want to see the worst opinions in the world

[headspace-hotel]

twasnt a question

[headspace-hotel]

i'm sitting here trying to make fun of this person but nothing I could say could possibly be more scathing than just showing this screenshot with no comment.

yeah, fuck Louis Pasteur, the world was better before the fucking. germ theory of disease

[headspace-hotel]

louis pasteur, who discovered the cause of anthrax and invented the rabies vaccine. louis pasteur, who popularized doctors washing their hands

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

i think about this tweet often. it’s not quite relatable but i want it to be like it makes me want to change my lifestyle

[botgal]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[alleycatboy]

rats can drive cars btw. if u even care

[alleycatboy]

fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered

[alleycatboy]

fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love the whole branch of cognitive experimentation that just amounts to “we taught rats a fun new game and they really liked it”

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[somecunttookmyurl]

seeing a lot of "why would i reblog anything i don't have something to add" like

sir this is the user-circulated content site

[somecunttookmyurl]

a handful of notes from one post of about half a dozen to cross my dash recently:

and from the notes on this post

[transarsonist]

Literally if you don't reblog things you like?

THEY STOP HAPPENING

likes = 0 engagement

Likes is "bookmarked"

Liked is 'left on read'

[bonbongiveshell]

I feel like these comments imply that reblogging is more difficult than reblogging? So maybe they just don't know about quick reblog, in which case, (on mobile anyway) you just need to hold down the reblog button for a second

[kenapiece-main]

Just a reblog = YOU SHARE IT! IT GETS SEEN BY MORE PEOPLE WAHOOOO

Reblog plus post-related tag to sort stuff out:l = YOU SHARED IT WAHOO MORE PEOPLE SEE IT! ALSO you can f8nd it on your own blog later! Neat!

Reblog plus nice tags/comments: YOU. SHARED. IT WAHOOOO MORE PPL SEE IT! Also op sees a nice message, nice bonus! :D

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post

[keagan-ashleigh]

Just to rectify a little thing: the baby isn’t mentioned to be 2 years old but 2 months old (“âgé de deux mois”, mois means month in french).

[carolxdanvers]

Have you ever seen a baby

[firelxdykatara]

ok yes mois means months, but the number there is twenty-three (aka roughly two years) not two

what two-month-old is that size with that much hair lmfao

[elodieunderglass]

In my experience two year olds can only manage one or two pears before slumping to the floor like fruit bats too heavy to fly, so that’s the next part of this very simple post we should focus on

[thedepressionoftrees]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[barbwritesstuff]

[luisonte]

¿Los gatos flotan?

[anais-ninja-bitch]

the sound isn’t necessary, but it does add a quality

[rubykgrant]

[haruhi-sama-deactivated20231019]

what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi

[teiden33-deactivated20200616]

they became k-pop fans

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[chivesout]

*touches ground* something terrible happened here