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they/them n i'm cool ig

[interbubs]

this app is good but will never beat the first ten hours of threads. now threads is beat though

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[ectoimp]

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

I’m sorry. I’m just. Everyone shut up about the ethics of celebrating/mourning billionaires who die in outrageous ways. This is now the funniest thing: an article mentioning that James Cameron once visited the site of the Titanic

Cameron had previously traveled to the Titanic wreckage, including on Sept. 11, 2001, in a submersible vessel.

You are well known movie director James Cameron. You make a box office hit about a sunken ship. You visit the sunken ship in a once in a lifetime experience. It is amazing. Awe inspiring. Soul changing. Your submersible surfaces. The radio crackles to life. You are about to hear that you missed a Pretty Big Event

[argumate]

carefully establishing a robust alibi I see

[wiremothers-deactivated20230129]

[yellowbirdbluetoo]

[jacobtheloofah]

why is this edited to say sonic when the original already said sonic

[sonicheritageposts]

sonic heritage post

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[bioluminosity]

he is here 

[radhakawaii]

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

[thatsbelievable]

[mumblesplash]

divorce your soulmate and join our gang

[cock-holliday]

“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“

So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[thecatfight2023]

congratulations to our winners of the 2023 cat fight!

art by mod orange again

the grand champion title of "the meow meow of all time" goes to Jellie (GoodTimesWithScar)! congratulations to all jellie supporters out there, you guys campaigned so hard for her when we had never heard of her before this tournament!

second place goes to Nyan Cat! seems like old internet nostalgia wasn't enough to carry him through to victory, but he did his best sweeping the competition most of the way through!

and finally, third place goes to Cat (Stray)! a relative newcomer to the scene, yet trumped two classics (salem and the cat from coraline) in the third place poll! apparently being a silly little kitty you get to play a game as was enough to sway the votes :)

hopefully losers bracket polls will be posted starting tomorrow, but they will not be as comprehensive as the original polls (i will only be putting name [where they're from] for each one and there will not be pictures). the winner of the losers bracket will go up against jellie in one final match! -mod orange

[exit-path]

YO I WAS JUST READING A THREAD ABOUT THIS PERSON WHO TRIED TO TRACK DOWN THE ORIGINAL IMAGE OF HEROBRINE AND COULDN'T FIND IT, BUT HE FOUND SOMETHING ELSE

HEROBRINE WAS FORMERLY FEMALE?????

[snowplexus2]

TRANSBRINE

[prokopetz]

I've seen some unhinged complaints in Steam reviews before, but I just ran into one that gave a game which contains no dialogue the thumbs down purely on the basis that it doesn't have voice acting.

[glowing-disciple]

Here’s my all time favorite Steam review

[ahopefulsun]

Wishing all of you a very merry "I suddenly have the motivation and time to write a minimum 10k fic"... please

[festival-of-pudding]

[anxiousfurr]

Been binge reading City of Blank, so here's some incorrect quotes because I couldn't find any. Enjoy :)

---------

Lyss: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Desmond:*turns to Rex* How tall are you?

**

Rex: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Desmond: You're a hazard to society.

Lyss: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

**

Desmond: Lyss, keep an eye on Rex today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Lyss: Sure. I'd love to see Rex get punched.

Desmond: Try again.

Lyss, sighing: I will stop Rex from getting punched.

**

Desmond, to Lyss: My life is in the hands of an idiot.

Lyss, motioning to herself and Rex: No no no no no, TWO idiots.

**

Rex: Lyss and I were crossing the street, and this dude honked his horn at us.

Desmond, sighing: What did Lyss do?

Rex: She chased him down to the next light, then reached into his window and-

Lyss: Who wants a steering wheel?

**

Rex: If Lyss and I were drowning, who would you save?

Desmond: You two can't swim?

Lyss: It's a hypothetical question, Desmond! Who would you save?

Desmond: My time and effort.

-------

Hope that gave at least a handful of people some dopamine :3

[transisstor]

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

[conarcoin]

"there are real people behind the characters" is my least favorite argument in mcrp discourse ever. this applies to every character, since they all are created by somebody, portrayed by somebody... just stop. get a better argument that doesn't fall back on trying to call fictional characters real people. and if you can't separate the two then maybe roleplay isn't the medium for you

[conarcoin]

this is about mcrp characters but i see a lot of really annoying jrwi fans on twitter who need to leave roleplay fandoms because they're incapable of realizing roleplay is fake too