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Michael. 31. Los Angeles. Double Stuft Autism. This shit ain’t nothin to me man.

[bobdylanyaoi]

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

[akashicrecord]

Pussy so nasty make you go la la la

[akashicrecord]

Sorry I was ghostwriting for Sabrina Carpenter

[aaaaaarchive]

[goldensunset]

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[dogpuppy]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

jerking off has been mid lately

[frankiedotbiz]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[themboots]

[commander-ledi]

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

[creative-anchorage]

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[lydiogames]

[lydiogames]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[blogfeind]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[lydiogames]

I never use Tumblr anymore but literally everyday that I login this has new interaction

[dogpuppy]

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[arowitharrows]

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

It's June 5th again!

[kabber]