Simple Intomnia

Troubled. Alpha. Librarian. Author. Roleplayer.  I'm just Not your Average Girl Next Door.

[intomniac]

Screw You Raybans!

And screw whoever thought it would be funny to hack my fucking account to post that shit.

[babyanimalgifs]

Blind Dog Gets Excited After Identifying Owner by Sniffing him. ❤️ 

(Source)

[intomniac]

A successful summoning calls for a successful smoothie.

Oh..

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[themostbeautifulthing123]

Q?

[trashyeds]

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

[finns-curls]

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

[woahidiot]

OKAY LETS TRY IT

[vi-bi-bye]

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

[beep-beep-beverly]

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

[beep-beep-beverly]

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

[vitalhemmings]

hm

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

[sluttykacchan-deactivated201910]

hm doES it really work?

[monkel-in-the-bathroom]

What the hell is this

[let-me-puke-in-ur-mouth-em]

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Aight let’s try

[tiso-heart]

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Let’s try this bitch

[crab-07]

Let’s see if this still works

[charlessoda-deactivated20200226]

dont trick me, ya dingle

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

[theitalianscribe]

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

[edaryn04]

Come at me

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I wanna

[so-lovelee]

please

[schrodingers-fyke]

Hmm… Maybe?

[strixton]

Holy shit it works!

[tech--romancer]

Ive got mail!

[itsmeeve1220-blog]

Let’s go gaymers lmao

[inkedmyths]

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

[zonai-of-the-lost]

I want to see what will happen X3

[zonai-of-the-lost]

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

[allthatdivides]

bls

[mpleaff]

OwO

[nerdingatthespeedoflight]

hmm? does it still work?

[intomniac]

I had to test this out for myself.

[gaymerexe]

Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

[intomniac]

How could I not reblog this?

[806]

Feralgender / Feralsexual

A pride flag for people who just fucking lost it and have no goddamn clue whats going on and cannot be approached by other people under any circumstances. 

likes, reblogs & credit is appreciated but not necessary

[intomniac]

Lol yes.

[marveliciousfanace]

With all these headcannons now about Aziraphale being War’s creator/father (what with the sword debacle) I honestly can’t stop laughing. Because I’m picturing, like:

War is on vacation. A proper one, this time, without all the “inadvertent” killing. And she just so happens to be in SoHo. Flashy motorcycle, red leather jacket and all, she skids to a stop outside a corner bookshop with a screech like a battle cry. Her heels click on the pavement like triggers cocking as she dismounts and strolls into the shop, grinning as the warning bell tinkles overhead. She drops down into the nearest armchair, kicking her feet up onto the coffee table, and twists a curl - so like Aziraphale’s, those curls - around a brightly painted fingernail. “Hey Dad!” she calls out. “I’m home!”

In the backroom, Aziraphale hisses into the telephone, “For Heavens sake, Crowley, my daughter is here! What am I supposed to do with her? The last time we spoke she was trying to cause the apocalypse!”

On the other end of the line, Crowley holds back a snort, because of course this is the family he married into. “I dunno,” he drawls. “You could always try grounding her.”

[intomniac]

God, this is hilariously beautiful.

[marveliciousfanace]

Also, I'm on AO3, I have a Destiel Fanfiction there... and I may or may not later cross over Good Omens and Supernatural by making Cas the son of Crowley and Aziraphale.

Yeah, I’ve seen that headcannon around a bit. I think it’s cute. Personally, my preferences run more towards them running into each other and Cas being like “…yeah. That’s Aziraphale. As far as my brothers go, he’s always been…different.” Meanwhile Sam and Dean cannot wrap their minds around this overwhelmingly middle-aged, fussy English angel who dotes on a demon he’s been married to for 6000 years.

But to each their own :)

[intomniac]

Oh gosh. I love that. (Also, I don't have any intention of claiming your fix or anything like that. I'll in fact link to it in the notes once I've posted the chapter that discusses it or refers to it. Thank you a ton. Also, I actually really like Colucumbra for an angel/demon hybrid, since Neph's are usually half human. And I use Daemons for Demon/Human hybrids occasionally!) As much as I love the idea of them being brothers and the boys being like, "Uhmwhat?" But also, I really want this moment where Castiel comes home to the book store with Dean. And he's like, "Dad, Dad, this is Dean. He's my Mate. He's Human. But has also been a Vampire... And a Demon... And also the Vessel of Michael... And he's been to hell... And to heaven.... Yeah, it's complicated." Meanwhile Dean is trying to figure out how Castiel is in fact part Demon, but also why it didn't occur to him sooner because the angel has literally been through so much and has chosen humanity over Heaven. Has chosen Him over heaven... That seeing Crowley and Aziraphale suddenly makes him realize where the angel gets it.

[catchymemes]

[jusketuntrunked]

Oh my god you freaked out your dinosaur

[intomniac]

It’s so upset that it’s human disappeared!

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[intomniac]

So. We got approved for an apartment last week. We've been working our asses off, 12 and 14 hour days trying to get the money together for the down payment and half of this months rent after we had to pay half of the months rent at the house we're currently moving out of. On top of those long ass hours, we've been sick as hell with upper respiratory distress and severe allergies because of the mold in the house we're in and the heat. Well, my washer and dryer sold today. I called the apartment complex, which I've been doing every couple of days, and told them we had the money for the down payment AND the half of this months rentafter the prorate and that we were bringing it by today. Got there... And... We lost the apartment we were approved for. They rented it out to someone else. This morning. After I called them. We have to be out of the house Monday. I don't know what to do. So. We decide to go to Panda to eat our feelings. And THIS SMARMY ASSHOLE WAS IN MY COOKIE! F**K YOU AND THE PALE HORSE(COOKIE) YOU RODE IN ON! SCREW YOU MURPHY, LADY LUCK, AND ANTHONY J. CROWLEY! (#good Omens) https://www.instagram.com/p/BytMqWknMBc/?igshid=jgrcq6lop2cu

[intomniac]

Well. This is my life now. Riker is my special boy, and sometimes he mistakes me for a pillow, or the giant stuffed monkey we share a bed with. (at Sierra Vista, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/BteGtDfADst/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8n8smzu4z5e

[intomniac]

Well, I haven't drawn in awhile... Amd I don't think I've ever drawn a gorilla.. But this is a tribute to George from the fantastic movie #rampagemovie #rampage @dwaynejohnsonofc really hit new emotional heights for me in this movie. Reminds me of my love for Primatology. (at Sierra Vista, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtdTp8KgCBc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dqfg54iyx8ei

[shepplo]

You don’t need blood magic or demons to change someone’s mind. We’re a lot more fragile than we’d like to believe.

[minwrathous]

Dragon Age: Inquisition • Companion Romance Cards

[Dorian]  [Cassandra]  [The Iron Bull]  [Solas]  [Blackwall]  [Sera]

[intomniac]

This is too awesome for words.

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[kittensjonsa]

One of those mandatory reblog. Because, Leslie Jones. Enuf said

[intomniac]

Why Not? by intomniac featuring cosplay costumes