CHLØE

Hi I'm Chloe, excited about life, worried about the future.

[ngalitzine]

My hands were always clenching 'til I held yours, and you held them back

[vonnegutism]

[queen-tuesday]

[weaver-z]

I do not get the unslaked thirst for Mads Mikkelsen on his website. He looks like Hideo Kojima's tragic purse dog in every photograph of him that exists

[lefoo]

118.149.41.51

[weaver-z]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Holy fuck there's no chill at Gizmodo

[huffylemon]

[dirtboy]

Who else just fucking loves the color green

[loveonarooftop]

i need to remind myself im doing it for a sage green kitchen and dark forest green bathroom tiles and a green couch and a green accent bedroom wall and-

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[toaarcan]

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

[wumblr]

people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

[wumblr]

[bad1dimagines]

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

[sakodumb]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

[catlips001]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai]

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

[a-slut-for-smut]

[tehriz]

Some also important context (this is June 2021, after her second round of grants was announced), as well: 

[image description: tweet from Dan Price, the Seattle business owner who doesn’t take a massive salary and pays everybody at his company really well: “Two years ago, she had $36 billion. Since then, she has donated $8 billion - more than anyone in the world. She is now worth $60 billion. I think people struggle to understand just how fast wealth accumulates for the super-rich. She literally can't give it away fast enough.”.]

[quasi-normalcy]

She should bankroll unionization efforts at Amazon; really piss in the old man’s cornflakes.

[gnabrie]

it’s for science; what’s your age and do u know how to burn CDs?

[queensparklekitten]

16, uh throw it in a fire i guess? why would you do that though it seems like it would cause problems

[applebutterbabie]

Sparkle this is a bit, right?

[queensparklekitten]

what

[peachyvinyl-old]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

kpop stans complaining about ‘industry plants’ like madame the call is coming from inside the house

[useless-englandfacts]

funny how boris johnson is ok with (amongst other things) letting children starve and letting thousands of people die of covid but as soon as he’s accused of lying this happens:

[michaelgovehateblog]

[pileofknives]

“what do you mean you wouldn’t personify your state as a hot young MILF with sweet perky milkers?!”

[pileofknives]

Iowa said “come get y'all juice!”

[profeminist]

“No more diets, only riots”

- grittyphilly

[saltykingsalty]

ALL HAIL GRITTY