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[shinyzango]

So uh… things are starting to get a little rough here. We got bombarded by huge expences this month between bills and other overdue payments that drained a lot of our savings… and the next few months are not looking too great either…

I hate to do this, but if anyone is generous enough and willing to buy a commission over at my VGen I would greatly appreciate it ;;

And for folks who are not able to buy a commission on VGen, I also have Patreon available with cheap tiers as an alternative.

Thank you so much if you consider helping me out a bit 🥹💝

[shinyzango]

I don't want to sound desperate, but I'm seriously getting dangerously low on cash... I barely have 100 bucks in my card now thanks to the AC inconvenience (which i still have to get checked and I hope I don't have to spend more than what I have set aside for it) and I have like 400+ bucks worth of expenses at the bare minimum that I won't be able to afford this next month...

I'll get around to add new services on my VGen in these next couple days (custom emotes, PNGs for streams and a way to ask for something that is not included in the list), but yeah if folks would be generous enough to help me out either by buying a commission/joining my patreon, or just spreading the word i would highly appreciate it ;w;'

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[introvertedloon]

I went too far trying to warn people that Dabi will try to kill his family in a fic.

#Dabi/Touya Todoroki

#Canon Dabi TW

#MFO wants to kill his siblings

#Dabi is Endeavor’s Platonic Yandere Hellspawn

#As Horikoshi intended

[introvertedloon]

Anime is not for everyone.

So every attempt to get my parents to watch anime has ended in disaster. I love my mom and my dad both they’re great people but dear lord finding something we’d all like to watch is like pulling teeth. So I have tried pushing my shonen battle anime fixation three times with spectacularly poor results.

Bleach, episode 1, first scene. Ichigo kicking the shit out of random passerby. Mom pauses the episode and grills me for three minutes on why this show is so violent. Bleach is a bust.

Second attempt, Gurren Lagan. Giant robots fighting each other is way less violent right? We last until Yoko appears. Dear lord I forgot about Yoko. Big busty anime girl buys me an interview on why Japan needs to be so horny. Attempt two ends and I despair.

But wait! I haven’t tried my dad yet! I pull out the big guns. Demon Slayer. Most popular manga of all time. Dad doesn’t mind violence and the brothel arc is three seasons in. Foolproof! Episode 1, all goes well until Giyu shows up. Tanjiro’s on his knees, begging for mercy. Giyu goes on his groveling tirade and my father, who reads WWII history for fun, points at the screen and goes ‘that’s what nazis say, that’s nazi ideology’. And my soul. Shrivels. Demon Slayer, thou hath failed me. And apparently Giyu is a nazi. Feel my pain.

Anime is not for everyone.

[introvertedloon]

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

(Literal) Hot take,

If Hawks was going to lose his wings to symbolically show that his work for the HPS made him a fallen hero, then all the 'weak to fire' foreshadowing SHOULD'VE been a lead up to Dabi avenging Twice by scorching the suckers off.

[maleksrami]

fuck it. grass on my blog for touching

[introvertedloon]

Moon Mage Callum Please

Callum should have learned moon arcanum magic, and ONLY moon arcanum magic. Make the explanation for why centuries of human mages failed to master an arcanum is that you need someone on the other side to let you in, make it about love bridging boundaries made by hate which is the moral heart of the whole show. Imagine Rayla reaching out at the moon nexus, and Callum taking her hand as she pulls him through to the other side. Imagine their relationship touching his soul and giving Callum the ability to understand the world from her point of view.

And then give Aunt Amaya a fire sword :D

[biocrafthero]

The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[angelofdumpsterfires]

it’s almost that time of the year :)

[truxi-twice]

wtf she deleted her whole blog? All of Eclipse Apprentice is just…GONE???

Welp, there’s my heart broken.

Thanks, whichever dick it was who decided to leak her patreon comics. Amazing how just one person ruined it for all of us.

[introvertedloon]

Same here, my good stranger. Best fan comic I've ever seen and it's gone.

[introvertedloon]

The Grand Fisher tragedy is missing some pieces.

Everybody knows two things about that fateful rainy day.

Masaki would've erased that scruggly hamster if there wasn't literal divine intervention.

Ichigo conveniently blacked out before the big scary monster showed up and his mom pulled a bow out of her bracelet, leaving the poor guy blissfully ignorant for the next nine years.

BUT let me tell you my headcannons. It makes a ton of sense Ichigo lost his memories IF FISHER YANKED HIM OUT OF HIS BODY. Human souls USUALLY lose their memories in that situation.

Secondly, have you ever wondered how Ichigo survived? I mean fainted or otherwise his mom was dead, he was six and Grand Fisher was trying to EAT him.

Consider Urahara, a captain-level shinigami who had the shunpo to intervene when Masaki's spiritual pressure suddenly vanished. If ISSHIN could sense the fight no way URAHARA didn't.

We like to rag on the previous generation, but who would predict the Auswahlen happening MID-DAMN-FIGHT? To Urahara, it all must have seemed like yet another failure to add to his long list of mistakes. Did he really freaking leave Ichigo under Masaki's corpse? Was it to chase after Fisher? No wonder he was willing to do the kid favors.

[mondengel2]

The question is an important one, and I do like the Urahara theory, but I think Aizen might be the better choice.

Urahara was demonstrably keeping pretty hands off through Ichigo's childhood, waiting for him to be the right age - and probably to emotionally distance himself from the kid he was going to use as a blunt weapon for his own ends.

Aizen on the other hand, by his own admission, was pretty actively monitoring Ichigo and invested in Ichigo's progress/growth to see if another person like himself (or exceeding himself) could come of the experiment - and therefore invested in keeping him safe. He had cameras on him pretty much 24/7. He would have known when the fight started and noticed when it was going wrong and probably had some failsafe to remotely repel a threat that could be activated on Grand Fisher after Masaki died.

Aizen also seems more informed about Quincy than Urahara as through TYBW he was never taken by surprise by them, but Urahara was several times. He would have taken an interest in them biologically after "encountering" Masaki and Ichigo's birth, but an interest in their morals, politics and motivations could easily be traced back to witnessing Masaki's failure and wondering what happened - which is probably how he came to be so knowledgeable about Ywach and how he works (enough to have already decided what side to fight on and easily mess with his sense of time to stall him on their first meeting).

Not saying Urahara didn't immediately book it for where Ichigo was when he felt Masaki's reiatsu disappear or that he wasn't the one to find him and call the cops/Isshin, but the one known for having devices near Ichigo and monitoring him closely (and therefore the potential for remotely activated traps/deterrents to act quickly enough to save him) was Aizen.

Ultimately we just don't know though.

[introvertedloon]

Ultimately we don't have alot to go on, but that's where the *fun* can begin.

Aizen is certainly a good candidate, and would definitely leave poor Ichigo under his mom's corpse.

It's definitely a question of what he's been using to surveil Ichigo with. Guy's definitely not hanging around Karakura personally and cameras can't beat off hungry hollows.

I think if we're going with Aizen it's not a stretch to assume he put low level hollows/espada on babysitting duty. Or even better, he owned the shinigami assigned to Karakura before Rukia. (We all love random incompetent afro guy from the anime but I don't see him in the manga) A shinigami agent in town would certainly keep Urahara lying low.

Finally, all of this assumes Aizen didn't own and tell Fisher exactly what to do. Very in character for him, although I admit the man's I-planned-everything ex machina drives me up the wall.

[introvertedloon]

The Grand Fisher tragedy is missing some pieces.

Everybody knows two things about that fateful rainy day.

Masaki would've erased that scruggly hamster if there wasn't literal divine intervention.

Ichigo conveniently blacked out before the big scary monster showed up and his mom pulled a bow out of her bracelet, leaving the poor guy blissfully ignorant for the next nine years.

BUT let me tell you my headcannons. It makes a ton of sense Ichigo lost his memories IF FISHER YANKED HIM OUT OF HIS BODY. Human souls USUALLY lose their memories in that situation.

Secondly, have you ever wondered how Ichigo survived? I mean fainted or otherwise his mom was dead, he was six and Grand Fisher was trying to EAT him.

Consider Urahara, a captain-level shinigami who had the shunpo to intervene when Masaki's spiritual pressure suddenly vanished. If ISSHIN could sense the fight no way URAHARA didn't.

We like to rag on the previous generation, but who would predict the Auswahlen happening MID-DAMN-FIGHT? To Urahara, it all must have seemed like yet another failure to add to his long list of mistakes. Did he really freaking leave Ichigo under Masaki's corpse? Was it to chase after Fisher? No wonder he was willing to do the kid favors.

[introvertedloon]

Hope reblogging a reblog works like a reply...

[introvertedloon]

The Grand Fisher tragedy is missing some pieces.

Everybody knows two things about that fateful rainy day.

Masaki would've erased that scruggly hamster if there wasn't literal divine intervention.

Ichigo conveniently blacked out before the big scary monster showed up and his mom pulled a bow out of her bracelet, leaving the poor guy blissfully ignorant for the next nine years.

BUT let me tell you my headcannons. It makes a ton of sense Ichigo lost his memories IF FISHER YANKED HIM OUT OF HIS BODY. Human souls USUALLY lose their memories in that situation.

Secondly, have you ever wondered how Ichigo survived? I mean fainted or otherwise his mom was dead, he was six and Grand Fisher was trying to EAT him.

Consider Urahara, a captain-level shinigami who had the shunpo to intervene when Masaki's spiritual pressure suddenly vanished. If ISSHIN could sense the fight no way URAHARA didn't.

We like to rag on the previous generation, but who would predict the Auswahlen happening MID-DAMN-FIGHT? To Urahara, it all must have seemed like yet another failure to add to his long list of mistakes. Did he really freaking leave Ichigo under Masaki's corpse? Was it to chase after Fisher? No wonder he was willing to do the kid favors.

[jayrockin]

Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 and he never learned how to fucking dodge so instead he just RIPS HIS BODY IN HALF

PATREON | KO-FI

[bamsara]

You could never trust me to repair the Daycare Attendant btw. I am the technology torturer. I dont care if you're overheating I wanna watch YouTube with my Mac n Cheese

[cosmonautroger]

[introvertedloon]

Throughout heaven and earth he is the honored one.