idk man, i just work here

Vall | she/they

[tumbwr]

[tumbwr]

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

[nanocomputer]

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[bisnes-socks]

choose a song title for each letter of ur username 🎶

tagged by @the13thdoctorbetterbeginger thank you! 🫶

B - Business Time by Flight of the Conchords (because that's where my url is from, gotta pay my respects right?)

I - I Am My Own Muse by Fall Out Boy

S - Sex = Money by Käärijä

N - Never Let Me Go by Florence + The Machine

E - Elämänlanka by Stam1na

S - Shoemaker by Nightwish

S - Sadetakin pintaan by Ursus Factory

O - Out of the Black by Royal Blood

C - Clearest Blue by CHVRCHES

K - Katrina by Joker Out

S - Space Dementia by Muse

so many S songs damn! anyway no pressure tagging @mint-ty @frikatilhi @lintubintu @carpblu if you guys feel like it 💚

[lintubintu]

thanks for tagging me. also to @smimon

L - Love is all around by Björk

I - I heard it through the grapevine (from The Sapphires soundtrack)

N - Nero Forte by Slipknot

T - Tarvos by Eluveitie

U - Ulveham by Gåte

B - Bad Habit by Black Stone Cherry

I - I turned you down by Riverside

N - Next ...! by Seeed

T - Tekkno Train by Electric Callboy

U - Unrockbar by Die Ärtze

no pressure tagging @invalluable and @song-fox

[invalluable]

Thank you for the tag! :3

I - ITALODISCO by The Kolors

N - Navigating by Twenty One Pilots

V - Vaikeessa vaiheessa by Kuumaa

A - adecentcupofcoffee by Bilmuri

L - Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups

L - Longshot by Catfish and the Bottlemen

U - Unperson by Nothing But Thieves

A - Alligator Swamp Monster by Kip Macklejar

B - Bishops Knife Trick by Fall Out Boy

L - Linger by The Cranberries

E - Either You Want It by Royal Blood

[loveridden1999]

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[fuck-customers]

[fleshdyke]

???

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you have to call someone now

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[ruinedchildhood]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#what was that about breaking bad fans having phds in video editing

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[duckdotcom]

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

[duckdotcom]

[cats-and-confusion]

Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

[landmineblogging]

[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[thatdisasterauthor]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[etchif]

Love this image. pfört

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[sarumans]

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

[contemptible-scoundrel]

can you believe it? sping has spung