Once I Dreamed I was a Little Blue Dog

I burgle cats

[hiphopocliedes]

One struggle 🫡

[catfishimages]

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026

[alefbetsoup]

[gotouda]

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

[satelliteduster]

[nero-draco]

[aqueerkettleofish]

This is a very powerful life hack.

[sailor-rinn]

[jakesullypussyhair]

in fucking tears over keanu reeves reaction to NFTs

[funnytwittertweets]

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[sereniv]

[afloweroutofstone]

[afloweroutofstone]

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Circle of Fear | Legion of Demons | 1973

[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[aliceinchains]

[quantumshade]

today i learned what mitski named her album after

[skelegun]

Next crystal i buy will be a bloodstone

[classicmeevs]

This is what a wizard mumbles to himself angrily after every time he has to deal with Comcast support

[everythingfox]

Headset kitty

(via)

[tubeteevee]

here’s the mp100 opening recorded onto vhs and back ;)

[iwam-swim]

pure slapper

[plasmalogical]

if id seen this when i was 10 i would have been vaporized

[catchymemes]

[knightofleo]

[simplystormie]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional