i do indeed post cool things sometimes...

age: 30 Muslim. art blog: myriartz.tumblr.com

[tikkety-tok]

[batterycityghoul]

Jurassic Park + Letterboxd Reviews

[ipostcoolthingssometimes]

So there is an urban legend or just a legend that I have seen going around the internet that your moles are where your lover kissed you a lot in a past life. I have several on my neck and one directly on my jugular vein. KISS MY NECK DAMMIT. I LIKE THAT SHIT. THAT SHIT'S HOT. NO WONDER I LIKE IT. AND CHOKERS. WHAT DA FUCK

[birds-and-friends]

Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

[comixextra]

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

[bombcollar]

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[radwolf76]

[judgejudyofficial]

there are very few problems in my life that a rich dilf would not immediately solve

[judgejudyofficial]

somebody please manifest this for me

[luxeinista]

𝐴𝑙𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑎 𝑂𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑜 𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑧 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 2021 𝑀𝑒𝑡 𝐺𝑎𝑙𝑎 𝑖𝑛 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑉𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠

[thickness-protection-program]

THIS is couture

[ellatholmes]

if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany

[shizukais]

[twitblr]

When the grade is decided by the people deciding to skip the work (x)

[vicious-vixen-305]

Facts…

[literalnobody]

Saying things like “You don’t know REAL cold” and “You call THAT heat?” is OVER!!! I don’t want to ever see shit like this again!!! We are all the victims of a system that put profit before our human lives and we are experiencing a world wide climate catastrophe!!! Be fucking empathetic to one another!!!

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

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[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[maestrokitty-deactivated2019082]

Neal is a hecking gift.

[numeneragoth]

this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc

[cipheramnesia]

My new guide to professional email greetings.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

someone’s hoping you’re free to hang out. hoping you drive home safe. hoping they can hug you tight the next time they see you. hoping you’re out there doing well. hoping you’ll text them back. hoping you’re okay.

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[blackjackgabbiani]

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

[quasi-normalcy]

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

This man could step on me and I'd thank him for the honour

original images by @ddrawmen on twitter

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[amateur]

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

[wizardshark]

the fuck does this mean

[dr-binchcraft]

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

[wizardshark]

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means