dylan o'brien saved me

hey its kathleen i like a lot of stuff such as les mis, anime, theater, supernatural, french, and ireland if u didnt notice

[ruinedchildhood]

Who wins homelander or sportacus?

homelander

sportacus

Voting ended onOct 31, 2024

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tired-gay-bean]

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

[sandersstudies]

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

kinda bums me out to see all these teenagers thinking they're porn addicts or hypersexual because they like to masturbate! @ all the teenagers who are worried about this: this anon masturbated basically daily from ages 12-26. it's fine and normal to be horny especially when you're a teenager.

it's soooo so so sad seeing fucking social media teach kids to armchair diagnose themselves as addicts if they enjoy reading smut or jacking off or even if they're just feeling horny, a profoundly typical feature of being a teenager that is indicative of nothing bad at all. like. good job everyone we did it, we repackaged the protestant fear of sex into pop psychology for gen z and gen alpha.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

in addition to being part of the larger, predictable but miserable backlash against the aggressive and youth-heavy sex positivity push of the 2010s it's also just like. so fucking miserable that teenagers, who already by and large have so little control over their lives, are being taught to be wary and distrustful of masturbation, an act of bodily autonomy and free source of pleasure. like man, come on. kids in this generation are probably never going to have stable jobs or own homes, and they can't even jack off about it?

[mistakescontinuetobemade]

Not to mention: “Porn Addiction” does not exist.

We Must Rely on Good Science in Porn Debate

A response to Dr. Philip Zimbardo's exhortations about the dangers of porn

Everyone needs to stop listening to bullshit puritanical Christian made up conditions.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

this is a very good intro to criticizing the idea of porn addiction and a very accessible read; I really appreciate its addition to the post! I want to highlight this paragraph in particular, which I think is very relevant to many people who fear that they're suffering from some kind of addiction to porn, sex, or masturbation:

Numerous research studies in the past year from authors such as Joshua Grubbs of Case Western and Alexander Stulhofer of Croatia, have consistently confirmed the role of morality and religiosity in the backgrounds of those who identify as sex or porn addicts. Further, those researchers have empirically demonstrated in multiple, replicated studies, that the identity of sex/porn addict is not predicted by sexual frequency. In other words, both of these researchers have demonstrated that sex/porn addicts are not in fact watching more porn or having more sex than anyone else - they just feel worse and more conflicted about the sex they are having.

[andiest]

Adding @sympolite's tags because they're what I was going to say but better

[gaystation4]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

lynchian

[flamier]

[vantsprt]

[grntaire]

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[lladyburd]

THIS PHOTO FROM THE ARTICLE IS INSANE

[justanotherhornycatgirl]

[doctorjennifermelfi]

marius is so “oh no! anyway” about eponine confessing her love and then immediately dying that 1862 girlies could have started using “and by the way, monsieur marius, i believe that i was a little bit in love with you” as a preface to announce major geopolitical events

[fructidors]

recreation

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

[commander-ledi]

[commander-ledi]

several years ago i found this post on some finnish humor site. it was in finnish so i decided to translate it bcs i wanted that others could enjoy it too (and no, the original finnish version wasnt any more coherent than my translation, the only mistranslation in this post is that the “paper” should probably be “paper towel”). then i posted the translation to tumblr. suddenly.. the notes kinda just blew completely and this got posted on whole bunch of other sites too. and it spread everywhere.

i still see people using half of this post as reaction images and i still see fandom specific edits of this floating around every now and then and it haunts me. this post haunts me. i will never be free.

[subversivegrrl]

[asessuale]

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[speedlimit15]

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

World's most tense egg and spoon race

[green-great-dragon]

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

[animentality]

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

[cryptotheism]

[paper-mario-wiki]

the shit your parents do when you move out

[teaboot]

What's your thoughts on vegan zombies?

I mean like. The abrupt, tragic loss of one's individual identity, memory, and morality, replaced only by hunger, is kind of like. The principal thing about zombies. In my opinion

[teaboot]

fUCK

[miamitu-illust]

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

[solatude]

Absolutely hilarious. 😭😭😭

[nudityandnerdery]

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

This is the best interpretation of the mushroom post.