Gameface: On

Julia/27/she/her PSN: nirvana_godhand

[donttalkaboutitwriteitdown]

king

@bitch4rd on twitter made this

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[honey-lys]

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

[chirasul]

just me. and i'm NOT telling

[gutmunchies]

what the fuck. come on

[cryptotheism]

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

[charl0ttan]

we need to talk abt the power scaling problem in playing pretend :/

[charl0ttan]

you cant just be invincible i GOT you i fucking got yoiu with my powers ok??????

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

[muzzledmikey]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

[martindykewood]

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

[onelonelystory]

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

[bronzetomatoes]

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

[sailermoon]

turns out I’ll always carry my 15 year old self. silly me

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[seven-winged-liar]

yippee! is a gateway drug. to other substances such as. wahoo! and yay!

[towerofglass]

[mtfoss]

House is pregnant

[lacefuneral]

good for him!!!!

[lacefuneral]

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

[lacefuneral]

all VERY good suggestions!

[punkjabi]

[apollos-boyfriend]

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[evilwizard]

prepare thyself

[apollos-boyfriend]